The Public Rejects G and instead votes for Desperate Housewife. Make G sad. Very sad.

All He needs is to choose from one of the many fine mustache options below.


Or he can go with the Bonds rookie mustache.


Just choose one Barry and instantaneously teams will be begging for your services.

The Big Sexy, Joe Blown Save Borowski, and even Jack's brother Rick Bauer had their heads lopped off today by the Guilotin.

EC had the ole photoshop thing for a 50$ gift certificate and my e-card is up as one of the potential. If you feel like voting for me, go here, however lets be honest the Hank one is the best one.

Those damn Ninjas got Willie and Rick on there way back to the hotel room. Those tricky Ninjas are incredibly tough to deal with in alley ways after midnight.

EC is having a photoshop contest in correlation with the State Farm Call Your Shot Thingy... That was my entry. Or at least my first.

Inside the Mind of Each Celtic...

Scott Pollard: Hey Guys I'm Leaving, does anyone care.
Gabe Pruitt: Wow Pollard is a tool, obviously no one cares.
Big Baby: Wow, I'm ripped right now
Powe: Damn I'm Glad I don't look like Glen
KG: Calm intensity, calm intensity, calm intensity... I'm gonna kill someone...
Sam I Am: Those Lakers are lucky I didn't get in else we would have won by 15.
Pierce: Stop Trying to Chest Bump Me Sam... Please.

This is the Real Hand Shake...


This is what it Might Look Like if You Just Ate Mushrooms...

SI recently completed their annual list of the top 50 earning US athletes and semi surprisingly the top earners were both professional golfers. The first being Tiger Woods of course but the second being Phil Mickelson who made a staggering 62+ million dollars last year. Golf.com chronicled some of Phil's endorsement deals which brought in a total of 53$ million dollars but they missed some significant deals which I am here to share.

The Bro = $1 Million + Lifetime Supply


How do you keep your man breasts firm and supple for your entire playing career? The Bro of course and this is why Phil is their key athletic spokesperson. With the nickname Mickletits, Phil is the perfect athlete to advocate supporting of your man mammaries.

Tub O' Lard = 12 Dollars + Years Supply O' Lard

Phil proclaims that the singular way he is able to keep his mystique physique is through genuine Tub O' Lard. Tub O' Lard gives him the proper fat content he needs to store the high powered fuel he needs to succeed on the course.

The Ab Belt = Permanent 6 Pack Abs No Cash Payment

To work off those excess pounds Phil gets from his Tub O' Lard endorsement Phil advertises the Ab Belt. Phil keeps a slender physique not by working out but by strapping on the ab belt all day long. Nothing keeps his abs tone and in 6 pack form like the Ab belt.

The Tiger Hunters Club of America = -1$ million (Phil Funds the Organization)


After several life threating maulings from a Tiger, Phil is the spokesperson and founder of the Tiger Hunters Club of America. He advocates that Tigers on the loose are very dangerous to the public and that any Tiger seen on American soil should be shot no questions asked. He very much feels as if the Golf Course is a key feeding ground for American Tigers and sniper tours at local clubs to ensure protection.

I am Shaqsun, I create heat for the entire Northern Hemisphere. The reason that Arizona is a desert is because I am centrally located there.

I will give Steve Nash a tan and will evaporate all local Lakes, especially ones that are created with purple and gold. I will melt down Spurs and Nuggets and sculpt a Shaqsun figurine. I will give heat stroke to any hornets in the way. I will dehydrate any Trailblazers attempting to cross through the desert. I will sweat the accuracy out of the Mavericks pistols. I will eviscerate all Warriors that attempt to travel through the desert. The trumpets will immediately rust and decompose when in view of my light. I will explode all Rockets before launch.

It is the time of the Shaqsun. The Shaqsun will dominate all.

The Heat losing by 30 to the Celtics on the surface makes sense. The Celtics have the best record the Heat have the 2nd worst. But when you find out Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett didn't play and Paul Pierce only had 7 points, seriously?

~Leon Powe has scored 94 total points this season. 94 and that is after the 25 he dropped last night.

~Scalabrine started again and had a +/- which isn't good for the Scalabrine watch.

~Chris Quinn was the only Heat player to have a positive +/- and he didn't score at all.

~Tony Allen had a ridiculous +32 almost matching him on the poor side was D Wade with -25.

~When Mark Blount is your player of the game you know your team blows.

One year ago today Barbaro died and apparently it took one full year for them to decide to bury him. Apparently my birthday just sparks Barbaro news.