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NFL Week 3 Review

Week 3 Awards

Wow You Guys Suck: The Gmen, are the big losers of the weekend. The decided once again to sleep walk through the first half and ended up with the game all but over after 11 minutes. And they did get outcoached and outplayed, anytime you get mauled like Coughlin said no specific person should take the blame, its everyone including the coaches. Runners Up: The Falcons for getting smoked last night, the Dolphins for making me look like an idiot for thinking they would be good this season

Cough Cough Cough: Plaxico, had a spectacular day for the Giants with one catch which he proceeded to fumble away because he holds the ball with the strength of a 90 year old woman and to top that off he received a perfectly thrown pass from Eli Manning got gator arms and batted the ball directly into a Seahawks safeties arms. Runners Up: Mike Vick 12 for 31?, Michael Koenen 4 missed field goals and a blocked punt for an INT in three weeks nice work

This Scaircrow Needs a Brain: Kurt Warner, fumbling a snap inside field goal range when a field goal would have given you the victory in the last few seconds of a game. Wow thats brilliant, Kurt Warner is a bum, he sold his soul to the devil and his lease is up. Welcome to the Matt Leinart era, and he's gonna light teams up. Adios Kurt, you've been terrific for keeping the sit warm for minimal weeks after a #1 pick gets drafted. Runner Up: Jeremy Shockey for his relentless mouth, Charlie Frye for throwing a nice INT in the final minutes

The Shocker: New Orleans Saints, This ones easy as their really were no major upsets other than the fact that the Saints now lie at 3-0 and not only did they win last night but the dominated every aspect of the game from start to finish. Shutdown the run, blocked two kicks, scored the first td against the Falcons defense. Every Aspect. Runners Up: Titans for being competetive, Browns for almost coming away with a win at home if not for Charlie Frye's 4th quarter pick

The Pimp: John Kasey, was a pimp knocking down two 50 yard field goals a 49 yarder and the game winning 46 yarder. Runners Up: Brett Favre for throwing no picks, Matt Stover kicked a last minute 52 yarder.

You Got JAKKED UP: Chris Henry, Carson Palmer seems to enjoy leading his receivers in to positions of decapitation. Back to back Cincinatti Bengal Receivers on the JAKKED Up list.

My Fantasy MVP: Me, because I'm an idiot and always blow decisions, such as deciding to play both Troy Williamson and Matt Jones instead of Braylon Edwards this cost me a win. So now I sit at 2-1.

New York Jets MVP: Kerry Rhodes an easy choice, two forced fumbles one resulting in a td and 10 tackles from the 2nd year safety who's showing that safety is the chique new position in the NFL, and if he continues with weeks like this one, watch out Troy, Bob, and Ed you might have some pro bowl competetion.

My Picks

My Picks: 11-3
Preseason Picks: 6-8
Picks Vs. Spread: 8-6

Not bad, as you can see I changed up my week picks from my preseason picks a lot this week and most likely will continue to in the future.

Week 3 Extra Quick Notes

~Internal bleeding and enough to need a blood transfusion and a splenectomy, well Chris you have my respect. Unfortunately for Mahoney, Bucs fans and anyone who thought the Bucs were going to be good this season, like someone named Me, are dead wrong. Bruce Gradkowski, a Toledo Rocket rookie at QB? Have fun with the remainder of your season Tampa. Um don't really know what you're going to try to draft in the offseason but Calvin Johnson is pretty sick, I would start driving a few hours North to the ATL to do some scouting.

~I know it was a sentimental story and everyone wanted the Saints to win and they were pumped up and so was the crowd but that does not explain the ineptitude of the Falcons offense. Michael Vick only completed 12 of 31 passes which is absolutely terrible, and its not all his fault, Crumpler dropped a wide open td pass and Roddy White and Jenkins got absolutely no separation from their corners the whole day.

~Willis McGahee owns the Jets, so if at any point you get offered a bet that he will rush for over 100 yards against the Jets take it, and spend your winnings before the game starts cause its automatic.

~Only Brett Favre won of the QBs that threw for over 300 yards won, the two top rushers Parker and McGahee lost, and Andre Johnson the top yardage receiver lost. Stats mean nothing.

~The Pats stink against the Broncos, why I have no idea. Also, I don't like watching Patriot games anymore I don't see them as very exciting, I opted for sleep instead of the second half saturday night.

~Count Shockey in as one of the few NFL players that doesn't like to lose. Good Quote big guy.

~Tom Coughlin won't admit he pulled Plaxico because he sucked, he keeps on saying it was his back. My ass.

~Frank Gore fumbled in 3 straight games, giving me big time fantasy worries.

~I hope the cover boy for Madden gets paid a lot because that is an automatic downgrade in your next season. Enjoy the broken foot Shaun.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Unless you are talking about patriot games, the movie, the pats played on Sunday night. Give it a couple weeks simon, Tom Brady is going to get out of the cry baby mode he's in and the receivers are going to get there shit together. Bill is pissed and I bet this is the main thing they work on this week, because the running game is going to be shut down without the dillon - maroney combo. What I'd like to know is the stats on how many times deon branch is mentioned in each Pats game. I'm as sick of hearing about the pats as I am with seeing Peyton Manning in every other TV commercial. Who drinks Rain Gatorade anyways?
Simon said…
I'm an old school Lemon-Lime guy.

And my guess is he gets mentioned more during Pats games than during Seahawks games.

I still think the Pats are going to have a good record, just I dont enjoy watching them at all. And I doubt Belichick has a soul.

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