Week 4 Awards
Wow You Guys Suck: Oakland Raiders, Congrats Oakland you just lost to your Bay Area Brothers. Your offense is poor and your defense is worse, you improved to 0-5 and are showing little signs that you would like to win any time this season.Runners Up: New York Jets who took the weekend off but forgot to inform their fans, Bills who lost to a good time but they were beaten down as bad as the Jets
Cough Cough Cough: Ben 3 day old Cheeseburger, Ben is looking worse and worse as the weeks go by. His accuracy is limited and his escapablity is suspect. However, it certainly didn't help him yesterday that his offensive line was dominated.Runners Up: Drew Bledsoe who might find himself on the bench come next week, Jon Kitna with mucho turnovers including two that went for 6.
This Scaircrow Needs a Brain: Charlie Casserly, Every week goes by and the Texans look like bigger idiots for not drafting Reggie Bush who along with Sean Payton, Drew Brees and a healthy Duece are turning the Saints into the NFC South front runner. Runner Up: Matt Millen with another 0-5 season, Nick Saban for not grabbing Drew Brees during the offseason.
The Shocker: Bears, There were no shocking losses or victories this weekend but there was shocking stat that was shown during the monday night game. The Chicago Bears after 5 weeks of the season are leading the NFL in both points per game with a little over 31 per and points given up per game with a little more than 7 per. This is the first time since the 1954 Bills that this has happened as of Week 5. Who Knew?Runners Up: Titans for being competetive, Jets for not being competetive for even a second after their great game against the Colts
The Pimp: Reggie Bush, 3 tds on 4 catches including a walkoff td in overtime is a nice way to spend a Saturday afternoon. Runners Up: Peyton F'n Manning I hate you yet again, Donovan McNabb how great has he been this season.
You Got JAKKED UP: Donovan McNabb, While he played a great game McNabb did get absolutely rocked by Greg Ellis on the play DeMarcus Ware took it to the house.
My Fantasy MVP: Nick Saban, thanks for telling the world you were going to start Joey Harrington on Sunday morning, thus I found out he wasn't starting as I was in my hang over drive back to Connecticut, nothing is worse than a Hang Over drive by the way, well except for maybe the Jets losing 41-0 or the Yanks losing to the Tigers. Man I'm glad I was drunk for the majority of the weekend.
New York Jets MVP: Bus Driver, Apparently the Bus Driver didn't bring a football team from the hotel to the stadium, I think he brought the Tampa Bay Devil Rays across the state of Florida to see if Delmon Young could hit people on a football field as hard as he hits umpires with baseball bats. The answer was no.
My Picks
My Picks: 12-2
Preseason Picks: 11-3
Picks Vs. Spread: 7-7
Obviously very good on the regular non spread picks. Did 4 out of 5 on my suggested spread picks atleast but got screwed on a few games including the KC and Carolina who lost their spread by 1/2 point.
Week 3 Extra Quick Notes
~The Browns decided to do the ole kick a field goal try for the on-side kick so we can throw a hail mary, method of trying to come back from a 11 point deficit in the final minutes. So what did they accomplish, they beat the spread by 1/2 a point. Man am I glad I am not a big time better as that would have made me so pissed off.
~I love the Powder Blues why the Chargers only wear those once a year is beyond me.
~The Gmen needed that win badly, but is anyone other than me noticing how little Shockey is contributing to their offense. I have a feeling that he is going to fire his mouth off even more this season and it may eventually become a problem.
~TO mentioned how he thought he was open and didn't get hit with passes, he forgot to mention how he short armed a ball over the middle of the field dropped a perfect pass because he was afraid to get hit. Hey TO shut up, you're not even that good anymore. Drew was terrible though.
~Bill Parcells has atleast D cups.
~Joey Harrington has happy feet, how he was ever a top 5 pick is mind boggling.
~Its official the Colts can't stop anyone rushing the football against them.
~Put in Orlovsky, I doubt he'd be much worse than Kitna.
~LJ Smith's attempted tackle on Demarcus Ware was weaker than a typical kicker's tackle attempt.
~How about the Rams at 4-1 even though they never seem to get Steven Jackson in the end zone. Thanks for that, I enjoy 100+ yds every week and no tds from my #1 pick.
~The ridiculousness of Fantasy scoring had Bledsoe still scoring 7.5 points even though he threw 3 picks and had a fumble lost.
~Monday night games seem to be incredibly boring, especially last night.
Wow You Guys Suck: Oakland Raiders, Congrats Oakland you just lost to your Bay Area Brothers. Your offense is poor and your defense is worse, you improved to 0-5 and are showing little signs that you would like to win any time this season.Runners Up: New York Jets who took the weekend off but forgot to inform their fans, Bills who lost to a good time but they were beaten down as bad as the Jets
Cough Cough Cough: Ben 3 day old Cheeseburger, Ben is looking worse and worse as the weeks go by. His accuracy is limited and his escapablity is suspect. However, it certainly didn't help him yesterday that his offensive line was dominated.Runners Up: Drew Bledsoe who might find himself on the bench come next week, Jon Kitna with mucho turnovers including two that went for 6.
This Scaircrow Needs a Brain: Charlie Casserly, Every week goes by and the Texans look like bigger idiots for not drafting Reggie Bush who along with Sean Payton, Drew Brees and a healthy Duece are turning the Saints into the NFC South front runner. Runner Up: Matt Millen with another 0-5 season, Nick Saban for not grabbing Drew Brees during the offseason.
The Shocker: Bears, There were no shocking losses or victories this weekend but there was shocking stat that was shown during the monday night game. The Chicago Bears after 5 weeks of the season are leading the NFL in both points per game with a little over 31 per and points given up per game with a little more than 7 per. This is the first time since the 1954 Bills that this has happened as of Week 5. Who Knew?Runners Up: Titans for being competetive, Jets for not being competetive for even a second after their great game against the Colts
The Pimp: Reggie Bush, 3 tds on 4 catches including a walkoff td in overtime is a nice way to spend a Saturday afternoon. Runners Up: Peyton F'n Manning I hate you yet again, Donovan McNabb how great has he been this season.
You Got JAKKED UP: Donovan McNabb, While he played a great game McNabb did get absolutely rocked by Greg Ellis on the play DeMarcus Ware took it to the house.
My Fantasy MVP: Nick Saban, thanks for telling the world you were going to start Joey Harrington on Sunday morning, thus I found out he wasn't starting as I was in my hang over drive back to Connecticut, nothing is worse than a Hang Over drive by the way, well except for maybe the Jets losing 41-0 or the Yanks losing to the Tigers. Man I'm glad I was drunk for the majority of the weekend.
New York Jets MVP: Bus Driver, Apparently the Bus Driver didn't bring a football team from the hotel to the stadium, I think he brought the Tampa Bay Devil Rays across the state of Florida to see if Delmon Young could hit people on a football field as hard as he hits umpires with baseball bats. The answer was no.
My Picks
My Picks: 12-2
Preseason Picks: 11-3
Picks Vs. Spread: 7-7
Obviously very good on the regular non spread picks. Did 4 out of 5 on my suggested spread picks atleast but got screwed on a few games including the KC and Carolina who lost their spread by 1/2 point.
Week 3 Extra Quick Notes
~The Browns decided to do the ole kick a field goal try for the on-side kick so we can throw a hail mary, method of trying to come back from a 11 point deficit in the final minutes. So what did they accomplish, they beat the spread by 1/2 a point. Man am I glad I am not a big time better as that would have made me so pissed off.
~I love the Powder Blues why the Chargers only wear those once a year is beyond me.
~The Gmen needed that win badly, but is anyone other than me noticing how little Shockey is contributing to their offense. I have a feeling that he is going to fire his mouth off even more this season and it may eventually become a problem.
~TO mentioned how he thought he was open and didn't get hit with passes, he forgot to mention how he short armed a ball over the middle of the field dropped a perfect pass because he was afraid to get hit. Hey TO shut up, you're not even that good anymore. Drew was terrible though.
~Bill Parcells has atleast D cups.
~Joey Harrington has happy feet, how he was ever a top 5 pick is mind boggling.
~Its official the Colts can't stop anyone rushing the football against them.
~Put in Orlovsky, I doubt he'd be much worse than Kitna.
~LJ Smith's attempted tackle on Demarcus Ware was weaker than a typical kicker's tackle attempt.
~How about the Rams at 4-1 even though they never seem to get Steven Jackson in the end zone. Thanks for that, I enjoy 100+ yds every week and no tds from my #1 pick.
~The ridiculousness of Fantasy scoring had Bledsoe still scoring 7.5 points even though he threw 3 picks and had a fumble lost.
~Monday night games seem to be incredibly boring, especially last night.
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