| Back to the scumbags of the world this week which consists of a lot of masterbation, some cross dressing and everyones favorite (least) sportscaster. 1. Ashley Young - Masterbating in front of a Webcam? Seriously dude? This is what you do before your games to get you pumped up? What the hell is wrong with you, did you not think that someone was going to see this and leak it to the British press especially considering how in love with tabloid news the Brits are? You're an idiot. 2. Bartholomew McInerney - Speaking of masterbation, what kid of dude wants to watch kids on his baseball team fondle themselves on video in front of him. Well thats Bartholomew and he should be repeatedly kicked in the groin is what I say. What a sick perverted dude. 3. John Maine Impersonator - First off why in the world would you be impersonating John Maine? He's A) a goofy looking dude and B) Not that big of a name drop. Next trying on woman's dresses? Seriously I hope John Maine finds you and fires a fastball into your throat, granted the fastball won't be very fast but still right in the throat. 4. Stephen A. Smith - Yes Stephen my blog and all other blogs should be shut down because we lack credibility and credentials and I haven't worked hard at journalism school. But at the very least I wasn't voted the least favorite sportscaster in America like you, and unlike some of your coworkers I don't break inaccurate stories to the country like Les Miles is going to accept the coaching job at Michigan or Eli Manning is out for atleast a month, when he plays the next week. Get Your Vote On Last Weeks Winner: The New York Knicks |
As my buddy Joe and I always joke, if Notre Dame was suiting up against an all Jesus team, aka a team made up of 55 Sons of God, Lou Holtz would probably still pick Notre Dame to win by a touchdown. So of course this weekend when I'm watching Sportscenter and they have him and fellow old man Corso making predictions, Lou picks ND to beat Michigan. Not that big of a deal, Michigan is a big question mark this year, but of course than Lou says that Notre Dame will win 11 games this year. This is the same Notre Dame that lost to a service academy last year. And just when you thought the douchy homerism was going to end ESPN asks which BCS school is going to be the biggest surprise team in the country. Any guesses to whom it was? I'll give you a clue it was another team he coached. If you guessed South Carolina you would be a winner. Next up on Lou's prediction watch, the Jets win the Superbowl, NC St. wins the ACC, Arkansas dominates the SEC West, Minnesota wins the Big
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