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NFL Week 16 Awards

Wow You Guys Suck: NFC Wild Card Contenders, First the Cowboys stumble at home against the Ravens, then the Bucs get thumped at home by the Chargers and finally the Eagles can't get it done against a Redskins team that has been imploding. Nobody wants to make the playoffs. Runners Up: the Jets don't want to make the playoffs either of course, the Lions are 0-15.

This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Every Jet Player and Coach, 4 games on the West Coast against below .500 teams. 4 games that should be wins. And yet you come home with 4 losses. Someones got to rethink travel schedules because obviously it isn't working. Runners Up: me for actually getting my hopes up, the Cardinals for even making the trip to New England.

Cough Cough Cough: Three Day Old Cheeseburger,The Cheeseburger vastly outgained the Titans but then he decided to turn the ball over 4 times. Whoops. Runners Up: John Casey missed the 50 yarder to clinch home field, all the teams who held destiny in their hands and threw it away (Jets, Bucs, Cowboys, Eagles).

The Shocker: Buffalo Bills, The Bills should have beaten the Jets last week but other than that they've been on a downward spiral, so who expected them to travel cross country and knock off the Broncos when they needed the victory. Runners Up: the Eagles losing the game by a single yard, the Dolphins are 1 win away from the division title.

The Pimp: Derrick Ward, With homefield advantage on the line and Brandon Jacobs still banged up Derrick Ward became the man and rushed for 215 yards on only 15 carries. Runners Up: Matt Cassel is Tom Brady?, Ed Reed is a hero.

You Got Jakked Up: My Spirit, Shattered.

My Fantasy Anti-MVP: Hope is Gone, I'm out of the postseason so it's all meaningless.

New York Jets MVP: Nobody, Screw them all.

My Picks

My Picks: 8-7
Preseason Picks: 8-7
Picks Vs. Spread: 6-9
Pick Suggestions: 1-4

Tack one more thing on an already awful weekend.

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