Ian Kinsler Says I am Fantastic

Dear Fantasy Owners,

Hello friendly fantasy owners, this here is your favorite fantasy second baseman Ian Kinsler. I'm here to congratulate those who were intelligent enough to draft me and laugh at those who said I was an injury risk, blah blah blah, I'll just wait for Alexei Ramirez in the 5th round. Silly jackass. I'm ranked #1. Ramirez? He's 817. Good choice.

And just to rub it in, I'm not going to get injured and I'm not going to stop being awesome. I'm gonna hit 30 homers. Steal 35 bases. Hit .315. Drive in over 100 and score over 100. At 2nd base no less. Suck on that.

I AM FANTASTIC,
Ian Kinsler

Ps. You wondering why it was actually the dumb Jewish kid who knows nothing about baseball who stole me in the early 2nd round? I'm 1/2 Jew, that's why.

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