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NFL DRAFT Thoughts First Half

AFC EAST

NY Jets - I love MANGOOOOLD!!! I mean who doesn't love cheezy 70's porno names. And Mangold is classic. Maybe drafting two Offensive Lineman in the first round will allow Chadwick the Armless Wonder to not get injured in the second game of the season. One way or the other I'm gonna have to see the Wonder get hit a few times before I'm convinced his arm won't fall off. In addition I find it interesting that Tannenbaum and Mangini seemingly drafted all "leadership" guys. All guys that were captains on their respective college squads. How many leaders do you possibly need on a football team. We'll see one way or another this draft was certainly better for them this year than last.

New England - Odd that Pats draft people I've heard of nevermind skill positions. Chad Jackson looks like a beast. I'm not big on Maroney though but he's on the Pats so he'll probably run for 800 yards next year.

Miami Dolphins - Were you involved in the draft? I thought you were gonna waste your pick on Cutler. But hey atleast you extended a tryout to Marcus Vick, too bad Ricky won't be around to tote him, I mean show him the ropes.

Buffalo Bills - Dr. Mel Kiper said you had a bad draft watchout, his hair might haunt you.

NFC EAST

NY Giants - Another odd first round pick in Kiwanauka, why do you draft a DE in the first round when that is blatantly your best position on the roster when you are a superbowl contender, odd. And we'll see how Sinorice does in the NFL, whether or not he is simply just getting drafted cause his brother had a breakout season last year.

Dallas Cowboys - Usually you notice that Bill Parcells goes out and gets guys that he liked on his old teams, see Keyshawn, Curtis Martin, Bledsoe, etc. Apparently that extends to the sons of his former ballplayers (Bobby Carpenter).

Philadelphia Eagles - And with the 14th pick in the NFL draft Andy Reid selects you guest it another lineman, hey andy your receivers suck, and you running back is better at catching the ball than running it, draft a skill position for once you fat mustached clown.

Washington Redskins - Dan Snyder needs to save money somewhere so he does so by never drafting in the first round, that way he doesnt have to pay scouts, and then simply drafts based on the average of about 5 mock drafts. Or so I assume.

AFC NORTH

Cincinnati Bengals - The Bengals should have used their first round pick on a new knee for Carson Palmer. That thing is going to kill them this season.

Baltimore Ravens - Who needs a QB when you have Kyle Boller. Hey Baltimore Detroit was smart enough to give up on Harrington already, you should do the same. Billick is like the Mets pitching coach who thinks he can make Victor Zambrano into a good pitcher, and the GM is just sitting there like why did I make that move and believe in this coach, now I look like an idiot, damn it.

Pittsburgh Steelers - Surprised they didnt go with the Bus V.2 in LenDale, instead with a player from THE OHIO STATE SCUMBAG UNIVERSITY. Santonio probably got paid better in college than he will in the pros.

Cleveland Browns - Anybody who drafts a player with a name that includes a D and then an apostrophe, like D'Qwell or D'Brickashaw, gets an A in my book. Now I just need to find a way to incorporate D' in my name somewhere.

NFC NORTH

Green Bay - Surprise Brett came back, Yippee. The funniest thing I heard all weekend was the new Green Bay coach on the radio saying he never even met Javon Walker in person once. And you wonder why these teams can only get a 2nd rounder for a pro bowler, way to make it obvious you don't want to keep the player. Even the Jets did a better job disguising the fact they didnt want Abraham anymore.

Minnesota - Chad Greenway is not loveboat material I'm very disappointed and so is Lake Minnetonka and the fine dancers on their cruise ships.

Detroit Lions - Matt you disappoint me, you could have gone in history as the biggest asshole GM ever if you drafted a Wideout but no, you didnt even try to regain your title that Ike Thomas stole from you during the Hoop Season. Weak.

Chicago Bears - Who needs offense, apparently the bears don't. Chicago get ready for some more thrilled packed 10-6 games.

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