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It’s tough to say what I like the most about football season, it’s hard to remember. For the last 3 seasons I’ve been stuck behind a liquor store counter on Sundays watching the games from there and it’s tough to remember what a real football Sunday is like. Sure we had a TV, but it was tiny, and being interrupted every 15 minutes to get a pint of Ruble for some drunk who is shaking like a tuning fork can really break up the flow of the game.

I can’t wait to get up at 12:30, not get dressed, not shower, turn on the TV and order something so greasy it’s not fit for human consumption. Don’t get me wrong, I ate disgusting food at the store too, like 4600 pound Boynton Special pizzas, but it just isn’t the same when you have to get dressed.

I can’t wait for the Mayne event, jacked up, and checking my fantasy stats on my own because I refuse to get stat tracker or wait until the next day. There are so many things to look forward to. Sure, the summer is winding down and it’s going to start getting cold, but this is when the real fun begins. Nothing like a wide receiver getting their ass handed to them by a HGH riddled safety to take your mind off the fact that it’s 4 degrees outside and you have to go to work tomorrow.

As you can probably tell, I pretty much had nothing for this week, so excuse the lame post. Oh yeah, and have fun at the liquor store chumps.

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