Enjoy Your Permanent Japanese Vacation

The Ras has been sold to the Tohuku Rakuten Eagles. Here's how it went down.

Ras: "Hey Brian, so I heard you just offered CC 140$ million dollars. Just guessing I have zero chance to start this year right?"

Cashman: "Hey Darrell, ya no shot at all. "

Ras: "Ok so I have an idea. I always wanted to go to Asia, so, what if you just you know sold me to a team."

Cashman: "Someone is actually going to buy you?"

Ras: "Ya the Tohoku Rakuten Eagles, want me."

Cashman: "Um who?"

Ras: "The Tohoku Rakuten Eagles. I think they'll give you a mill."

Cashman: "A Million Dollars for you? Sweet. Here's my Cell #, tell them to call me immediately."