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NFL Week 8 Awards

Wow You Guys Suck: Detroit Lions, You lose to a team that is 0-7 and has pretty much won the Wow You Guys Suck award every single week. I guess the Lions are lucky that they had the Redskins on their schedule this season, else they might just me looking at another 0-16. Runners Up: the Giants I never thought they would be here but they were dreadful on sunday, the Packers O-Line is going to need to cover Rodgers medical bills after the season.

Cough Cough Cough: New York Jets, Your defense gives up 10 points and holds the opposing offense to about 130 yards of total offense, yet you still manage to lose the game thanks to three return touchdowns. Then the offense can't get it done when driving and in the redzone with under 2 minutes left. Choke job. Runners Up: Randy Lerner and his hiring skills, Kurt Warner went whoopsies with a lot of his throws.

The Shocker: The Ravens, The Broncos are who we thought they are? I'm not sure given the fact that they are still 6-1 but they did get absolutely positively beaten to shreds on sunday. So maybe they are in for an epic collapse. Then again they do play in a division that includes the Raiders and Chiefs. Runners Up: the Panthers just need to run a lot and avoid the Del Homie passing at all costs, Ted Ginn is good?

The Pimp: Brett Favre, Yes, its finally over. No more Favre games vs. the Packers this season. The media can stop talking about it non-stop. The Packer fans booed him he dominated the Packers. Now we can move on, yes? Runners Up: Chris Johnson gets the Titans on the board with 220 yards, Donovan McNabb won the Eagles game by half time.

This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: James Butler, Just Watch at the 50 second mark...

Runners Up: the Jags OC should give Jones-Drew the ball more than 8 times, if you're playing the Rams just put 9 in the box.

You Got JAKKED UP: Danny Ammendola,


My Fantasy Anti-MVP: The Gunslinger, It was a good week to be a gunslinger owner.

New York Jets Anti-MVP: Kick Coverage, Pretty simple. You give up 2 tds that should be 20 yard games and you lose.

My Picks

My Picks: 8-5
Preseason Picks: 9-4
Picks Vs. Spread: 5-8
Pick Suggestions: 1-4

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