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NFL Week 6 Awards

Wow You Guys Suck: St. Louis Rams, At the beginning of the season there were a bunch of experts who believed that the Rams might take the NFC West. After 6 weeks the only thing they may be taking is the #1 one pick in the draft. Runners Up: Where's the Vaunted Cincy Offense, The Falcons have no Offense Whatsoever

Cough Cough Cough: The New York Jets, 2nd and 1 from the 4 down 7 points with under 4 minutes to play. Exectuion of any play puts you in the endzone regardless of poor play calling. Instead the Jets could not execute. Run with Thomas Jones no blocking 3rd and 1. QB sneak, no push on the line 4th and 1. Fade Route under thrown, game over. Runners Up: TO the Patriots enjoyed their post game popcorn.

This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Brian Schottenheimer and Eric Mangini, I don't really need to elaborate this point as I already have. When you need one yard and your running back has 130, pound the rock. Runners Up: Brad Childress is lucky Purple Jesus only needs 20 carries to destroy the Bears, Give Purple Jesus the rock, Vince Young should not have agreed to the Madden Cover.

The Shocker: Vinny Testaverde, Last weekend he wasn't on a roster and was probably just throwing the football around the backyard. The following sunday somehow he's starting for an NFL football team and winning. Raise your hand if you thought Vinny was going to win a football game this season. Runners Up: Tampa Bay has a big lead in the NFC South after 6 weeks, Cleveland is 3-3, what the hell.

The Pimp: Purple Jesus, It's doubtful that there will be a better case this season for anyone to strap a team on their back as much. I'm just glad Purple Jesus only faced the Jets during the preseason else he might have rushed for 400 yards. Runners Up: LT hates playing the Raiders he always struggles to a limited 4 touchdowns, Tom Brady look at me I have 21 touchdowns in 6 games.

You Got JAKKED UP: Brittle Kurt, Kurt Warner got knocked out of an NFL game. Surprise Surprise.

My Fantasy MVP: Purple Jesus, I do enjoy the fact that I drafted Purple Jesus in both of my leagues this year. Too bad in one league I was facing an LT Brady combo and got crunched anyway.

New York Jets MVP: Thomas Jones, enough on the negatives of the Jets. I've already slaughtered them twice during this post. I'll give some love to Thomas who for the first time this season looked like an excellent accusition in running for 130.

My Picks

My Picks: 7-6
Preseason Picks: 10-3
Picks Vs. Spread: 8-5

Pretty weird how my preseason picks were that much better than my actual picks this week. Not sure if that makes much sense.

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