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Really a Fade Route?

4th and 1 from the 4 yard line and you go Split Back Shotgun and throw a fade route? A Fucking fade route are you serious? Do you not have any balls? Do you have absolutely no confidence in your offensive line whatsoever? Thomas Jones had 130 rushing yards you know? 130. One Three Zero. I'll repeat, One Three Zero. That's a good chunk of change and on first down he rushed for 9 yards. But why would we want to rush the ball up the middle when we can run a low percentage fade route perhaps because we're fucking idiots and we don't want to win. Instead we'd rather for yet another god damn game this season have a possession in the final moments of the 4th quarter where a Touchdown ties or wins the game and another possession with no results. 1 God Damn yard? Additionally why the hell did you run a QB sneak on 3rd down. Chad Pennington is not athletic.

Rinse, Wash, Repeat. Every week same god damn story. Choke in the clutch. Given an opportunity only to shit it away. 6 games down this season, 5 losses and soon to be 5 games behind the Uber Patriots. Might as well say it. Just End The Season.

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