1. "So that 2 year period without a Superbowl? Ya I didn't like that, let's not let that happen this year."
2. "Hey Peter King and all the asshats out there that suggested that I was only good because of Cameragate. 21 and 2. I'm on pace to throw 56 touchdowns and 6 interceptions this year, so how about you shut the f*ck up."
3. "Hey Bob, thanks for agreeing to part with all those draft picks for Wes and Randy."
4. "Hey Tom, stare at the cameraman with a look that says f*ck the nay sayers."
5. "21 touchdowns, 3 Superbowls and I bang supermodels. So why is Peyton exactly mentioned in the same sentence as me again?"
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