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The Best or Worst Way to Get Drunk

Usually when you hear alcohol and hospital in the same sentence it involves the words stomach pump. For instance, Ole Rick tried to out drink a girl at a formal and went shot for shot until he turned blue and had to go to the hospital and get his stomach pumped in addition to other unmentionable acts.

Well apparently if you do exactly the right thing in Australia, or exactly the wrong thing depending on your outlook on life and intensive care, you can get yourself served three shots of Vodka per hour for a three day period. So what do you have to do to get this treatment? It's pretty simple just digest some Antifreeze and you'll be all set. Granted the man probably had no idea what was getting drip fed into his system but damn, three shots an hour for three 24 hour periods, that'll run you a minor fortune at the bar.

Hopefully for his sake it was not Rubinoff or Mr. Boston or the classy State Liquor brand of Vodka's else he may have a permanent life hangover.

Tip from Good Ole Naaman Fletcher

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Bob Kraft said…
Simon, we are going to need more posts than this to recover for the vacation drought.

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