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NFL Week 7 Pick Suggestions

I feel the mediocre results already.

5. Detroit Lions (-1 1/2) vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
I'm going to keep betting against Tampa Bay in the #5 spot until I'm right. The Lions really shouldn't be the favorite in this game, but I don't care, eventually Tampa is going to show people that they really aren't good and that starts now.

4. New England Patriots (-17 1/2) at Miami Dolphins
Their top two running backs might be out this weekend, but really is that relevant? Do they even really need to run the football? Can't Tom Brady just throw 50 times for 420 yards and 5 tds? And will the Dolphins even threaten to score this weekend?

3. Tennessee Titans (-1 1/2) at Houston Texans
Homecoming for Vince Young? Vince Young is a big game quarterback and last year he had a nice homecoming, my guess is that this weekend, quad injury or not, he straps on the pads and drops the Texans.

2. New York Jets (+6 1/2) at Cincinnati Bengals
The Jets are going to lose this game on the final possession when Mike Nugent either shanks the game tying field goal or Chad Pennington throws a duck which is intercepted while attempting to get into the end zone. Thus they lose by 3, I'll take the points and more misery.

1. Minnesota Vikings (+9 1/2) at Dallas Cowboys
The Cowboys are a very good team, and should put up a boatload of points this weekend in a bounce back game. However, you just do not give Purple Jesus 9 1/2 points, it's insulting and because of that he will rush for 150 yards.

Survivor League Pick: Death to Norv Chargers

Continuing the hot streak now that you douched thousands of people over.

Non-Spread Picks
I picked all the favorites I think, so that's lame...

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