"Hi Met fans it's me your favorite former second baseman, Kaz Matsui. I just want to express my condolences to you as a fan base for your difficult week and point out that you guys can still root for me this week against your hated Phillies. I know how disappointed you all were when I was traded away but fear not Philadelphia is only a Two Hour drive from Queens so you even can take a trip down the Jersey Turnpike and see me in person. How exciting is that? You must feel better already.
And how about last night? Wasn't I great last night? I went 2-6 scored a run in the first, had the go ahead sac fly in the 6th and that huge leadoff double in the 13th. You guys all knew I was going to come through in the clutch. I didn't even have to say that, of course you guys did, you know how top notch of a player I am. Oh and didn't you love the charging off balance play I made as well? That was a good one, maybe even a Web Gem.
Alright guys I need to take some BP so I can get ready for the Playoffs instead of golfing and a flight back to Japan. Again I'll be in Philadelphia on Wednesday afternoon in the leadoff slot for a Playoff team unlike Jose who'll probably in a club drinking, so if you want to improve your mood I'm sure you can find some tickets on Ebay or something."
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