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Spreading the Patriot Hate Around

The Patriots are the best team in the NFL this season and possibly the best team in NFL history and they still are playing without Seymour and Harrison. Hating them causes me nothing but frustration and grief. The only way they are going to start losing games is if they start getting a rash of injuries and I'm just resigned to the fact that the Golden Boy is not going to get injured anytime soon.

So what to do? This hate only leads to misery so its time to spread the hate to franchises and people that have helped turn the Patriots into the Juggernaut they are.

Oakland Raiders
All Randy Moss really needs to be content is to be on a winning team. If he's not on a winning team then his effort levels slip. So why did the Raiders who were obviously going to be a miserable team go out and get Moss who was going to waiver with his effort levels and then deal Moss, a certain Hall of Famer with obviously not

Charlie Weis and ND
Who knows just how important Weis was for the development of the Golden Boy into this generations Joe Montana, but he was there. He had influence and he helped him along the way. So guess what, now I hope Notre Dame loses every friggin game this season. And this is a rewarding team to hate cause they suck this season, so every week they get killed it makes you feel better.

Kyle Boller
Why Kyle Boller? Because he sucks and his miserable play lead to Steve McNair. And Steve McNair makes money. Money which the Ravens could not give to Adalius Thomas. Money which the Patriots had no problem finding to give to the 270 pound beast.

Georgia Bulldogs
As much as I may feel like it sometimes I can't root against the Jets. So why should I root against the Georgia Bulldogs? They produced Mo Lewis, and since I can't find anything about what Lewis is doing now with his life I might is well hate on the college which produced the man that made the Golden Boy the starting Quarterback. So Mark Richt you have another hater.

Wisconsin Badgers
Again due to a lot of linkage. It starts with the Patriots ability to Franchise Tag Asante Samuel if this was not in place the Jets would have shipped boatloads of money to Samuel which the Pats would not have been able to match. The Franchise tag which was originally negotiated in 1993 was renegotiated and agreed to by Gene Upshaw and NFLPA president Troy Vincent. Because Troy Vincent played for 4 different NFL teams I'm going to Hate on the college which produced him. So I hope the Badgers lose this weekend and continue to struggle in the Big 10.

Any other assclowns who have contributed to the Pats Dynamo who I should also be hating?

Comments

Anonymous said…
I'm pretty sure Brady was from Michigan...not Georgia...more or less, that segment about Georgia made no sense
Anonymous said…
History lesson Mr. Testes which you should be aware of. Mo Lewis almost killed Drew Bledsoe. Tom Brady became starting Quarterback. he went to Georgia. Simple 1 to 1.
Unknown said…
How did the Ravens end up with Kyle Boller anyways?

That's right, the Patriots traded their pick in the 2003 draft for him. Ironically because we had Buffalo's pick we were able to draft Ty Warren with the 13th pick overall. But that left us our pick which we traded to Baltimore for their 2004 1st round pick (later became Vince Wilfork) and their 2003 2nd round pick (later became Eugene Wilson). Wow...so not only were we able to sign pro bowler Adalius Thomas, but we got to draft a pro bowler at FS and 2/3 of our best starting DL in the NFL. All because of Kyle Boller. Thank you Baltimore.
Simon said…
Wow, that sucks. Baltimore might have moved to the top of the list.
Anonymous said…
The Yankees

They play in the bronx county, which is south of westchester county, which is where Peeksill, NY is located, birth place of Mel Gibson, who was scottish in Brave Heart, John Logie Baird was a Scottish Engineer, who as everyone knows we have to thank for creating the early models of what we now know as the video camera, which the Pats use on game day.
Anonymous said…
I love the hate, way to kick it up a notch.

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