This here be the Chokers Version...
1. "And what point in time this season did we show anybody that we were good."
2. "So much for the Red River Shootout being the Runner Up Bowl." [1]
3. "Remember when Simon picked us to lose in the Title Game, What an Idiot."
1. "Remember when we were good and we expecting to beat top ranked teams? Nope? Neither do I."
2. "So much for the Red River Shootout being the Runner Up Bowl."[2]
3. "It's Division 1 Football, It Ain't Intramurals Brotha."
1. "Woah Baby I haven't felt this randy since last year when we beat Florida."
2. "This is so much better than when we took it in the Ass against Miss St."
3. "Florida isn't even the best team in Florida."
1. "If we win boys I promise I won't eat all of the Cheeseburgers."
2. "The Rutgers Running Back makes me hungry. MMMM, Rice."
3. "Yes one more year of UnderArmour Sponsorship. That translates to 4 Cheeseburgers a day."
1. "On Second thought maybe it's ok if you take the Michigan Job."
2. "For every additional loss I promise to lose, I mean gain 20 pounds. I desire sponsorship as I am struggling to afford enough paint to cover my surface area."
3. "I think Friedgen ate all my Cheeseburgers..."
1. "By proxy Clemson is now a worse team than UVA. Right?"
2. "I'll see you guys tomorrow during our Electrical Engineering course."
3. "I haven't been around this many tools since I worked at my Uncle's Garage."
1. "Ha I can't believe that douche fumbled into the end zone."
2. "So much for their Nikefied Super Uniforms."
3. "I am so happy right now, I can't wait until we have an undefeated showdown against USC and get throttled. National TV woo."
1. "I just vomitted in my own mouth."
2. "It's a good thing I'm too blind to see this."
3. "Does Michigan have new Orange and Blue Unis? What year is it?"
The End
1. "And what point in time this season did we show anybody that we were good."2. "So much for the Red River Shootout being the Runner Up Bowl." [1]
3. "Remember when Simon picked us to lose in the Title Game, What an Idiot."
1. "Remember when we were good and we expecting to beat top ranked teams? Nope? Neither do I."2. "So much for the Red River Shootout being the Runner Up Bowl."[2]
3. "It's Division 1 Football, It Ain't Intramurals Brotha."
1. "Woah Baby I haven't felt this randy since last year when we beat Florida."2. "This is so much better than when we took it in the Ass against Miss St."
3. "Florida isn't even the best team in Florida."
1. "If we win boys I promise I won't eat all of the Cheeseburgers."2. "The Rutgers Running Back makes me hungry. MMMM, Rice."
3. "Yes one more year of UnderArmour Sponsorship. That translates to 4 Cheeseburgers a day."
1. "On Second thought maybe it's ok if you take the Michigan Job."2. "For every additional loss I promise to lose, I mean gain 20 pounds. I desire sponsorship as I am struggling to afford enough paint to cover my surface area."
3. "I think Friedgen ate all my Cheeseburgers..."
1. "By proxy Clemson is now a worse team than UVA. Right?"2. "I'll see you guys tomorrow during our Electrical Engineering course."
3. "I haven't been around this many tools since I worked at my Uncle's Garage."
1. "Ha I can't believe that douche fumbled into the end zone."2. "So much for their Nikefied Super Uniforms."
3. "I am so happy right now, I can't wait until we have an undefeated showdown against USC and get throttled. National TV woo."
1. "I just vomitted in my own mouth."2. "It's a good thing I'm too blind to see this."
3. "Does Michigan have new Orange and Blue Unis? What year is it?"
The End
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