Wow You Guys Suck: Baltimore Ravens, If you're going to challenge for your division title and for AFC supremacy than there are some teams you should absolutely not lose to. One of those would be the Browns. Runners Up: David Carr showing that he definitely isn't an NFL QB, Rams offense despite no Jackson should have at least scored a little bit. Cough Cough Cough: Brian Griese, Poor Poor Chicago Bears fans, little did they realize that not only did the Sex Cannon Suck but so did every single QB on their roster as well as their rushing attack after the dumb trading of Thomas Jones. He did throw that clutch TD pass to the Lions DB in the 4th quarter though. Runners Up: Chadwick Pennington throwing two bad INTs which lead to the Bills 2nd TD and the end of the game, Philip Rivers likes making turnovers in the 4th quarter.
This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Norv Turner & The San Diego Front Office, Congrats Norv you are really inching towards a legacy as the worst coach in the history of the NFL. As for AJ Smith aren't you glad you were a big bitch and fired Martyball because you couldn't get along with his 14 wins and playoffs losses. Everybody in San Diego is rejoicing. Runners Up: Eric Mangini when you have 4th and 1 in Go territory don't pick up a delay of game because you wanted to run a QB sneak but the Bills were set, Adrian Peterson rushed for 9+ per carry yet got the ball twice in the 2nd half, makes sense.
The Shocker: Kansas City Chiefs, I begged and pleaded with my survivor pick for the Chargers to win. And somehow Norv Turner managed to get outcoached by Herman Edwards. How? The Chiefs offense is terrible, it's unreal just how bad the Chargers coaching staff is. Runners Up: Cleveland just torched the Ravens defense the first half, Wisenhunt and Grimm apparently really wanted revenge on the Steelers.
The Pimp: Osi Umenyiora, I really don't understand how this is possible in a football game. 6 sacks? At no point in time did Andy Reid think to himself, you know what I think we should be double teaming him? He is owning our Right Tackle. Apparently the answer was no.Runners Up: Daunte Culpepper's overall numbers weren't huge but 5 tds are, Brett Favre again what the hell. You Got JAKKED UP: Jerricho Cotchery, A lot of people got hit hard this weekend but I just feel like pointing to a Jet who got lit up. Why? Because they suck balls. Pennington threw a duck high which Cotchery leaped up to catch, thus exposing his whole body to pain. Lots of pain.
My Anti-Fantasy MVP: Eli Manning, He didn't suck but he didn't do much, I guess I needed him to rush the passer. He could have gotten me a few sacks.
New York Jets Anti-MVP: Mike Nugent, Way to Doink one off the crossbar jackass.
My Picks
My Picks: 6-8
Preseason Picks: 4-10
Picks Vs. Spread: 5-9
Quite possibly the most miserable week of picking ever. I don't even want to look at what games I got right and wrong.
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