Weekly Waste of Oxygen

A lot of baseball related losers this week and one person who thinks concussions are funny.

1. Travis Johnson - What's the best thing to do after you knock someone out and give them most likely a career ending concussion? Of course jump over them and taunt them so that while they are not moving a muscle they know that they f*cked with the wrong defensive tackle. Or maybe Travis was just trying to convince Trent he was Batman for humors sake.

2. Duane Somers & Edward McConaughey - There's contradicting stories out there that says this may not be accurate, but lets play a long and say it is. How about them Yankee fans beating the crap out of a Red Sox fan for the sole reason that he is a part of the Nation. I hate you all and I'm not going to stoop to punching you all in the face. Too much effort.

3. Chien Ming Wang - Not like it's important or anything, two starts in a 5 game series. Not like getting hammered in both of them is going to negatively effect your team, or being so bad you can't even make it out of the 1st inning. Way to be the ace of the staff you assbag.

4. Dave Wannstedt - Apparently Dave has been so impressed with Norv Turner's shitty job this year that he is attempting to go above and beyond the call of duty and show everyone on the planet that he is in fact the worst coach in football. Down 3 in overtime against Navy at the two yard line after running the ball effectively he calls a pass planet. Failed. So he kicks a field goal right? Nope he goes for it, and well they don't get it.

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