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NFL Week 6 Pick Suggestions

I feel the mediocre results already.

5. Tennessee Titans (+2 1/2) vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
I've gone against Tampa a lot this season and that's mostly because I don't think they are any good, and I don't quite comprehend why they have 3 wins thus far in the season. They have no running back, an old qb, an old #1 wideout and an old defense. We'll go with Vince Young

4. New England Patriots (-4 1/2) at Dallas Cowboys
The Juggernaut will not be stopped by a mere NFC team. 4 1/2 points is something to scoff at and the comments by T.O. will have Randy Moss showing up to be able to run to him after the game and get in his face and say, you are not in my league.

3. New York Giants (-3 1/2) at Atlanta Falcons
Maybe I'm missing something here but the Giants have won three straight games right? The Falcons are 1-4 right? The Dome really doesn't give any kind of major homefield advantage. The Giants are better on both sides of the ball. So I'll take this for a gimmee.

2. Philadelphia Eagles (-2 1/2) at New York Jets
The Jets will end up with the ball down by 3 with 3 minutes to play, they'll drive to midfield and then Chad Pennington will throw an interception and McNabb will come out onto the field to wind the clock out. It's the story of the Jets season, why wouldn't it continue.

1. Cincinnati Bengals (-3 1/2) at Kansas City Chiefs
I understand the Bengals defense is atrocious. They probably couldn't punch themselves out of a paper bag. Good thing the Chiefs offense is built as strong as a soap bubble. The Bengals offense is going to put up enough points to easily get by Herm's wounded soldiers.

Survivor League Pick: Death to Norv Chargers

Oh now that I don't pick your team to win you go out and smoke the Broncos by a million. Thanks for that you dick.

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