| A Day Early cause of the ole vaca coming up. Deal with it. 1. David Nugent - Mr. Nugent, I'm sure the best pick up on the planet is not sending someone a text message of your penis. I could be wrong, I have had a girlfriend for the majority of the year and I've never been the smoothest fella with the ladies but I don't think that typically works. 2. Tim McClelland - In the most pressure packed game of the season where each team is either in or one and done you would hope that the umpiring would not be controversial. Instead McClelland had an awkward and inconsistent strike zone the entire game, his crew blew the Atkins home run ball and McClelland himself got the final game winning play at the plate wrong. 3. Claire Lyte - So you're done with your daily lesson with your coach and former professional tennis player and your mom is a little late to pick you up. What to do? Oh I know how about your coach and you, a 13 year old girl, perform sexual acts together. That's not a good idea. 4. Daniel Barron - What the hell is up with people wanting to have sex with minors this week. 11? What the f*ck is wrong with you dude? He's 11. I hope you enjoy the federal pound me in the ass prison that you will be going to. And why would anyone really want to go to a Dolphins game. Get Your Vote On Last Weeks Winner: Michael Vick |
As my buddy Joe and I always joke, if Notre Dame was suiting up against an all Jesus team, aka a team made up of 55 Sons of God, Lou Holtz would probably still pick Notre Dame to win by a touchdown. So of course this weekend when I'm watching Sportscenter and they have him and fellow old man Corso making predictions, Lou picks ND to beat Michigan. Not that big of a deal, Michigan is a big question mark this year, but of course than Lou says that Notre Dame will win 11 games this year. This is the same Notre Dame that lost to a service academy last year. And just when you thought the douchy homerism was going to end ESPN asks which BCS school is going to be the biggest surprise team in the country. Any guesses to whom it was? I'll give you a clue it was another team he coached. If you guessed South Carolina you would be a winner. Next up on Lou's prediction watch, the Jets win the Superbowl, NC St. wins the ACC, Arkansas dominates the SEC West, Minnesota wins the Big...
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