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Weekly Waste of Oxygen

There are some characters in this weeks waste of oxygen. Here are your contestants:

1. Lynam Athletic - Your team sucks you finish in last place and you are pretty much a disgrace so what to do to improve your team. Oh I know change everybody's legal name to superstar players so that you throw out a world cup squad. Except Ronaldhino isn't European though right? He's more of a human horse.

2. Antonio Henton - Go Buckeyes, go solicit them prostitutes. When you're the 3rd string QB on a team I guess you need something to do outside holding a clipboard all day and if that means spending your Tressel paycheck on some hooker love then I have no problem with that. What's so bad with soliciting prostitutes anyway? Aren't they the ones breaking the law?

3. Michael Vick - Hmm let's see. You're awaiting sentencing for a major crime which could be up to 5 years you sit around and you want to ease the tension. So you smoke a little weed and then you fail a drug test all but convincing the judge to make his decision harder. He just isn't very bright.

4. Greg Ryan - Goalie hasn't given up a goal in 300 minutes, hmm she's due let's bench her. Thanks to this douche we lost to Brazil in the Woman's World Cup. And while I normally couldn't give two shits about the loss it will be annoying because I work with a Brazilian who will just bug me about this for the rest of the week.

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