At first glance the Son of God and a Southern Boy who sits in front of a camera offering thoughts on the Sporting World have absolutely nothing in common. Until you dig deeper. Than its right there in front of your face. These two men just might have been created by the same God.
Sacrifice for Humanity
Jesus: Gave his life so that the human race could enjoy the fruits of heaven.
Kige: Gives his blood, sweat and tears with each video. Sacrifices his hours shopping at Walmart with his Grandmother to provide in depth analysis for the masses.
Sullied By Their Peers
Jesus: He knew more about God and Judaism than any Jewish man on the planet and yet he was shunned for his beliefs and proclamations.
Kige: Kige was denied entrance to the Deadspin Hall of Fame despite fitting the bill perfectly.
All Knowing
Jesus: Professed to his peers the glory of living a true life and following the word of god. Plus he's the Son of God, he Spent Centuries up in Heaven watching us on YouTube.
Kige: Predicted the First Week of the NFL Season at a 100% clip. And predicted that the Michigan Wolverines would soon fall out of the top ten and were not for real.
Global Medium to Share Beliefs
Jesus: Many religions around the world are here solely to share his words.
Kige: YouTube sports is around solely to share the world the Nostradamus like predictions of Kige Ramsey.
10 More Commonalities Between Kige and Jesus
10. They are both partial to their mothers.
9. Both Enjoyed Supper with Friends & Family.
8. Both were betrayed by those close to them. Judas & Pacman Jones.
7. There is Little Evidence that Either were a Hit with the Ladies.
6. Both can stand in front of others and profess their beliefs despite any criticism brewing.
5. Both abstain from things they believe is wrong. Jesus could have turned any human into a toad, while Kige does not pick Titans games because he is biased.
4. Both may or may not have resulted from a Virgin Birth.
3. People come from far away to head their words. Jesus had his disciples while Kige has made several radio appearances.
2. Both May or May Not have Been White
1. The were both 'born' on December 25th...
There you have it Folks. Jesus and Kige definitely a production of the same omnipotent being.
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