Apparently Japan has launched the largest lunar mission since the American Apollo missions. Ummm, who the hell cares? Congratulations, you not only have locked up 2nd place, but it took you years of screw ups just to lock that down. Also, as far as I can tell from the article, they aren’t landing on the moon, and the mission isn’t even manned. They could have at least thrown a monkey on board for laughs right? And why in god’s name do they need 3 separate satellites to study the moon with? I can see the damn thing from here.So somebody go tell Japan that until they have guys with sweet names like Buzz and Lance attempting to make contact with alien beings by drilling Titleists into outer space, we don’t want to hear about it. If that can’t be done, I’d settle for somebody telling Dice-K to throw like he’s got a pair tonight.
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