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NFL Week 2 Awards

Wow You Guys Suck: Cincinnati Bengals Defense,Giving up 51 points in any NFL game is absolutely pathetic. No defense should ever give up 51 points to anybody, I don't care if you're playing the unstoppable Patriots, you should not give up 51. Giving up 51 to a Derek Anderson lead Cleveland Browns squad? Wow, that's indescribably bad. Runners Up: Philadelphia Offense Continues with their Ineptitude, Maybe just maybe the Giants Defense will Give up less than 30 sometime this season.

Cough Cough Cough: Drew Brees, The Saints were supposed to be amongst the most dynamic offenses in the league. They were supposed to torch the Bucs this weekend, and yet they didn't show up. They've accomplished absolutely nothing on offense this season and that falls on Drew Brees shoulders. Runners Up: Justin McCareins might want to get some stick 'em on his damn gloves, Dante Hall way to muff a punt in clutch time.

This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Seattle's QB Exchange, In a tie game in your final drive when you are only a few yards away from a game winning field goal it is probably a good idea not to cross up your signals and fumble the ball away for a loss. Probably. Runner Up: Whoever thought Tarvaris Jackson was ready to be a starting NFL Quarterback, Michael Strahan for thinking that missing the entire training camp wasn't a big deal, he's gotten as close to the Quarterback as Keira Knightley has to the buffet line.

The Shocker: Cleveland Browns,This is the story of the NFL weekend. The Browns are dreadful, many people think the Bengals are going to make the playoffs, many people had them as their Survivor pool pick. And everyone was wrong. Runners Up: Tampa Bay dismantling of the New Orleans Saints, Houston throttling the Carolina Panthers.

The Pimp: Derek Anderson, I think someone could have put about 20 billion to one odds on Derek Anderson having the biggest game of any NFL player this weekend. 5 Touchdowns in the leading the Browns to a victory, who knew. Runners Up: Steve Smith yet another season where Steve Smith is the entire Carolina Panthers Offense, Brett Favre just one more QB to tear up the Giants defense.

You Got JAKKED UP: Nick Goings, Eh maybe it wasn't really a JAKKed of him more as it was a JAKKed up of the Ball. But still it was a big hit.

My Fantasy MVP: Jamal Lewis, I went 1-1 this weekend because in one league I faced Carson Palmer's 6 touchdowns, ugh, but in the league I won Jamal Lewis was huge with his 200+ yards and a touchdown. I certainly wasn't expecting that.

New York Jets MVP: Jerricho Cotchery, Some people may want to give a ton of credit to Kellen Clemens for bringing the Jets back this weekend. Myself, I think Jerricho deserves the most credit. He made some terrific catches on poorly thrown balls, and would not get tackled. He was the Jets offense this weekend.

My Picks

My Picks: 10-6
Preseason Picks: 9-7
Picks Vs. Spread: 7-9

Not a particularly good showing this weekend, especially on spread picks. Good thing I didn't gamble my money away this week. I stay alive with my Survivor pick, thanks Sebastian for missing that second field goal.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Unfortunately I did gamble away my money this weekend.

The Bengals screwed me although Carson Palmer was my QB in my two fantasy leagues and single handedly secured victories in them.

Drew Brees owes me some money as well. Also he eliminated me from a elimintion league. How do you A) lose to the Bucs and B) lose to the Bucs that bad. I know hope that the shit stain on his cheek is cancerous. If it is then we will be even after what he did to me this weekend.

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