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Why Didn't I Think of That

If you were a high school girls soccer player and you really wanted to screw with your rival you could probably think of a lot of things to do. Such as paint your logo on their bench or steal their mascot you know classic high school pranks. However, the girls of Holliston High School outside of Boston did something that not even I had previous thought of. They all popped a squat on rival Medway High Schools synthetic field.

Don't worry though girls of Medway, as your field is about as clean as the Burritos you get at Taco Bells.

Hanlon Field was hand-sprayed Wednesday with “an environmentally safe” disinfectant. It will be retreated today or tomorrow.


See it's ok, it was disinfected. All that urine is completely gone. No worries. Except for the fact that people can call it Piss Field. Or the field where legends wrote their names in urine. So not only do you wear hideous looking tie die shirts but if you hit the field it will be a urine soaked tie die shirt.

What I don't get is that on the Boston Herald article they have three options as to how they should be punished. The options are tossed off the team, suspended for the Medway game, or tossed off the team and out of school. How about commended for such a wonderfully thought out prank. Can I put in a write in vote?

Showing my derangement, I think if I was a Holliston girl and I had thought of this ingenious idea, not only would I have done the squat popping but I additionally would have had a few gatorade jugs stored somewhere fulled with urine festering in the sun. Either way, well done girls of Holliston, well done.

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