A 5 Friday Month the first of its kind in Weekly Waste of Oxygen History, gives you an extra scoundrel to choose from for the months award.
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| Week 1 Winner, Bud Selig - Look at me, I'm Bud Selig, I'm such a hard working and diligent commissioner that I went to 8 Barry Bonds games waiting for that schmuck to hit 755 and only took a few games off here and there. Shut your yap Bud no one wants to hear how hard it is to go to baseball games for free. Week 2 Winner, Ricky Williams - You would think that a man who owes so much money to the Miami Dolphins and spent so much money on weed and has declared for bankruptcy would care about cashing his checks. Well apparently not that much as some of his dough is being held by the bureau of unclaimed property in Florida. Week 3 Winner, Jose Offerman - Jose, I think the worst part about this whole thing is that you in fact got hit in the calf. The friggin calf. It's not like he threw at your head and tried to knock you out, he hit you in the calf. That doesn't even hurt that much. I hope you enjoyed ending your baseball career. Week 4 Winner, Allan Michael Beckett - If this guy isn't a runaway winner this week I will be shocked. There have been times where I've been pissed off at a Red Sox fan enough to throw him (Conidi) against the wall and tell him to shut the f* up. But never and I mean never have or will I ever think about tearing a dudes scrotum off his leg. I hope you get raped in prison a lot Mr. Beckett. Week 5 Winner, Lance Briggs - At first I just thought it was the normal get into an accident at night drunk run away from the car ordeal. But than Briggs throws a screw ball and says that he called the cops to report the vehicle stolen, and then called them to say actually it was his fault. Now it is assured he was drunk, either that or he's one of the dumbest men on the planet. |
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