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Weekly Waste of Oxygen

Another solid week of douches. This one with a lot of brothel action. Here are your contestants:

1. Lloyd Carr - Let's see you have the #5 team in the country and you are playing a team that has never beaten a ranked team before. Why? Because no one in 1-AA ever had, and yet you prepare your team horribly. The team performs horribly and you have the biggest upset in the history of college football.

2. Tiki Barber - Just shut the hell up Tiki. Now I have to hear you on every single radio show trying to clarify that Tom Coughlin was just one of the many reasons you retired and not the sole reason. Great. How about instead of insulting your former coaches and former teammates you just shut the hell up.

3. Lucien Hoffman - Why does this happen all of the time? Is it not common knowledge that you should not lead a helpless child in the car when it's scaldingly hot outside. However, when you combine that with the fact that the reason you left your own child in the car is so that you and your teammates could attend a party at a Vegas Brothel, you've got scumbag written on your forehead.

4. Bob Buczkowski - Conversations that probably wouldn't work well in my house. Hey Mom hey Dad is it ok if I run a prostitution and drug ring from the house. Ya? Sweet that sounds good, there should only be around 100-300 people sleeping with prostitutes every day, I'll try to keep them downstairs as much as possible to keep them out of your hair.
Get Your Vote On

Last Weeks Winner:
Lance Briggs

Comments

Anonymous said…
Tough Week - I can't go with Tiki because he is now a "news guy" and you had to expect this. It creates stories and news, and this is why he gets paid now. Any other scenario and he would get my vote.
Anonymous said…
This gets my vote of the week.

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/city_region/breaking_news/2007/09/for_two_northea.html?p1=MEWell_Pos1

What are the chances that there are plain clothes cops passing by outside at this exact moment? The best part is that they got kicked out of school before even attending one class. This Ferrante kid better beat the piss out of his roommate.

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