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Good Thing Clemens Started

Dear All New York Jet Fans who Cheered for Clemens Last Week,

How are you enjoying the game today? Aren't you incredibly excited that Kellen Clemens is in the game with his strong arm instead of pussified armed Chad Pennington? I mean Pennington can't throw down the field right, Clemens can throw that deep pass so the Ravens defense with have to be a little more honest right?

Or, maybe just maybe their are more important things to about playing quarterback than simply having a strong arm? For example say reading a defense and figuring out where the blitz is coming from so you can either audible out of a given play, shift the protection scheme, step up in the pocket to avoid an outside blitz... Something to avoid getting drilled play after play on every single blitz.

Anyway I hope you enjoyed the pitiful first three quarters of the Jets game today. You asked for Clemens and you got him, and because you got him we haven't scored a touchdown today and have barely threatened.

Bring Back Chad,
Simon

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