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A Site Everybody Has Been Salivating For


When you watch ESPN's football coverage I know that the first thing you think about is, wow this Sean Salisbury is great, I can't get enough of this guy, I wish he would text message me pictures of his dick. Well lucky for those of you that can't get enough of Sean, there will be more of Sean, in what looks like Blog form.

SeanBigMouthSalisbury.com is coming soon complete with Weekly Game Predictions (I do That), an Audio/Video Footblog (Sorry Ain't Gettin that Here), an NFL Journal (Yep I do that), and (even more bloggish) coverage of his very own Fantasy Football Team. Nothing says useless information like telling everybody about your fantasy teams, why do you think I do it so much.

Apparently appearances on every single episode of Sportscenter, along with NFL Live, video on ESPN.com and every other WWLD entity wasn't enough for the Steak lovers of the world. They need more. Unfortunately it looks like Penis Photos will be sold separately, perhaps at SeanSexuallyHarrassesCoWorkers.com.

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