A Site Everybody Has Been Salivating For

When you watch ESPN's football coverage I know that the first thing you think about is, wow this Sean Salisbury is great, I can't get enough of this guy, I wish he would text message me pictures of his dick. Well lucky for those of you that can't get enough of Sean, there will be more of Sean, in what looks like Blog form.

SeanBigMouthSalisbury.com is coming soon complete with Weekly Game Predictions (I do That), an Audio/Video Footblog (Sorry Ain't Gettin that Here), an NFL Journal (Yep I do that), and (even more bloggish) coverage of his very own Fantasy Football Team. Nothing says useless information like telling everybody about your fantasy teams, why do you think I do it so much.

Apparently appearances on every single episode of Sportscenter, along with NFL Live, video on ESPN.com and every other WWLD entity wasn't enough for the Steak lovers of the world. They need more. Unfortunately it looks like Penis Photos will be sold separately, perhaps at SeanSexuallyHarrassesCoWorkers.com.

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M E T S = Mercifully End The Season

Do it before David Wright gets Hurt!

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Numbers On Steroids: Mickey Mantle

Numbers on Steroids is a look at baseball players during the 90s to see if anything screams out at you. This week it's throwing a curve ball and looking at All Time Great Yankees. Players that we know did not take steroids to see if this gives a defense to any of the players 'convicted' by Numbers on Steroids. Time to look at my dad's favorite athlete of all time, Mickey Mantle. Averages Say: What's with the mysterious dip at 27 and then the uptick? At Bats Per Home Run Says: That's a mighty jump from 22 to 24 Explaining As If It Was the 90s If you take a look at the numbers there are two time frames which in the 1990s would be questioned. First would be the incredible leap he took from his first year in the big leagues to his first MVP season in 1956. His batting average jumped 50 points. His slugging percentage jumped 90 points and he hit 15 more homers than his previous high. This wouldn't merrit a conviction nowadays though because the young age he...

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Guest Post: Thoughts on Sabathia Signing

I asked Grutt what his thoughts were on the Sabathia signing and I thought his response pretty much nailed it. So here it is. I don’t know. Every year I get a little more disenchanted with baseball. Yea, it’s great we signed the top pitching free agent. But we were supposed to. No team was even in the ballpark of the Yankees offer yet they still needed to jump from the already ridiculous price of $140 million to $160 million to close the deal. Now I hear we are going to sign more pitchers who will also get large contracts and the position player gaps are still glaring. Each new, large contract just adds to the feeling that the Yanks are supposed to win it all. “I think we have a good chance this year.” That is a lost feeling. If they don’t win I’ll wonder why, like there has to be some other reason besides that it’s a sport you can never predict how things will work out and some years just aren’t yours to be won. If they win I will be pleasantly smug. It gets a little more...

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