Skip to main content

What the F*CK

So this morning I had Grad Class for my MBA from 9-4, that meant that I had to get my ass up at 7:30 Sh*t, Shower and Shave and drive 45 minutes to class. In essence I'm going to be in a generally worse mood than the typical saturday. So come 1 when my lunch break was up my buddy checked the scores and told me Michigan was losing.

Huh? They're playing Appalachian St.? I then realized they were the dominators of D1-AA but still, what the f*ck. So class keeps going and then I get the reports. Michigan now up, fails another 2 point conversion. Then Appalachian goes up by 2 with 26 seconds left, then Michigan gets another field goal blocked. Un-f*cking believable. I have yet to watch a single f*cking second of Michigan football this season and they've already spit the f*cking bit.

Not one God Damn second... For some stupid reason I believed that after last year maybe just maybe Michigan was done with their typical choke job in September which usually came against atleast a good Pac 10 team on the West Coast or Notre Dame. But Appalachian St., unreal.

Lloyd Carr apparently just wanted to cement how bad of a coach he is. He can't win a bowl game. He can't beat Ohio St. And he can't prepare his football team in the opening month. He is god awful, please retire, please. Michigan already lopped the head off of the Amaker Experience, its time that Lloyd move on as well.

F*CK You Lloyd

Comments

Anonymous said…
We all saw this drunk and Tone's in Plymouth but nobody had your cell phone number so you were spared several obnoxious phone calls.

Popular posts from this blog

Lou Holtz is the Homer / Annoyingly Delusional

As my buddy Joe and I always joke, if Notre Dame was suiting up against an all Jesus team, aka a team made up of 55 Sons of God, Lou Holtz would probably still pick Notre Dame to win by a touchdown. So of course this weekend when I'm watching Sportscenter and they have him and fellow old man Corso making predictions, Lou picks ND to beat Michigan. Not that big of a deal, Michigan is a big question mark this year, but of course than Lou says that Notre Dame will win 11 games this year. This is the same Notre Dame that lost to a service academy last year. And just when you thought the douchy homerism was going to end ESPN asks which BCS school is going to be the biggest surprise team in the country. Any guesses to whom it was? I'll give you a clue it was another team he coached. If you guessed South Carolina you would be a winner. Next up on Lou's prediction watch, the Jets win the Superbowl, NC St. wins the ACC, Arkansas dominates the SEC West, Minnesota wins the Big

M E T S = Mercifully End The Season

Do it before David Wright gets Hurt!

Ranking the New York Jets Historical Helmets

There's no way you can't go with the Helmet they won the Super Bowl in. You just can't. Next, I really don't understand why they don't where the helmet with the Jet as their throwback uniforms. That helmet is awesome. Then I'm going with the Helmets from the 80s because it's the classic feel and the white face mask is 10 times better than the black one. And the rankings continue until you get to... The Titans Helmet. I hate everything about those Titan uniforms. The Helmets are boring and the colors are GOD awful. Navy blue and Mustard? What the hell is that. Disgusting. If they wore those unis when I was a kid I'd probably be a Giant fan, and be much happier with my life in football.