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An Easy Rebuttal for Marc Ecko


If you haven't been a part of the loop this past week, Barry Bond's 756th home run ball was bought by fashion designer Marc Ecko. Ecko as in the Hip Hop Clothing brand. After Ecko's purchase of the ball he designed the website vote756.com where you can place your word as to what happens to the ball. Personally I voted that an asterisk could be placed on the ball and then given to the hall of fame. I would find that moderately humorous.

Well yesterday Barry Bonds came out and expressed his opinion. Not so surprisingly he feels that Marc Ecko is a moron for spending $750,000+ on a ball which he is obviously not going to keep.

Let me offer an Easy Rubuttal for Marc:

"Hey Barry how about you shut the f*ck up. You realize that my company had 1 Billion Dollars worth of Sales last year right? That's with a B. It's my company. I have more money than you have ever dreamed of. Probably cause I don't waste the majority of my money on steroids. You realize that this is something I just felt like doing for the hell out of it, while getting a decent amount of 'free' Advertisement as well.

What is 750 thousand any way? Maybe one less Rhino Sculpture I can put in the f*cking castle I am building on my property in Jersey. Yes I live in a Massive F*cking Castle. I rule. I am a Jewish hip hop mogul living in the Suburbs, and people still love the sh*t I put out. I am a f*cking Genius. I can do whatever the f*ck I want. So go eat a d*ck Barry. I hope you have some dork software hack friends who can try to get past my security system and vote enough for the ball to go to the hall asterisk free. Else I will enjoy your ridicule when you get inducted into the hall and your ball lies next to your bust with a massive asterisk. Enjoy the rest of your life assh*le.

Oh and by the way wait until ABC, CBS or NBC pays me boatloads of money for exclusive footage of sending the ball into space or branding it."

Personally I think one of the options should have been to encase it in a Urinal in the Hall of Fame so everyone could piss on it everytime they entered Cooperstown. But I guess that's just me and liking to urinate on things.

Comments

Anonymous said…
You need to go for the gold and start typing fuck.
Anonymous said…
Is the same person posting comments about your spelling on every post? Hey cgb and anonymous, where's your post? Shut up.
Simon said…
Ha...

CGB is my best friend. And he does post. CollegeGameBalls.com

And the anonymous spelling comment was me. I spelled Meet in the Title Meat. I don't mind misspelling shit in the post, but in the title of the post that's pathetic.
Anonymous said…
Forget that, after reading that comment for the 3 time, I get what you're saying. I am going to try to improve my 2nd grade reading level. Doesn't help that I'm still drunk.
Papa Bear said…
I'll go ahead and take the blame for the spelling errors, hard to keep up with all the posts, in theory I do have a job to be doing right now.
Anonymous said…
MARC ECKO NUT BALL

The Commissioner of Baseball must move quickly to stop what will be a huge mistake in American race relations and an ugly black eye for the sport. “Branding” was something done to African slaves. African-Americans could boycott the Hall of Fame or even Baseball itself. How could Ecko be so dumb?

Marc Ecko will brand Barry Bonds’ record home run ball and send it on to Cooperstown? It’s time for the Commissioner to put his foot down on this one. If he doesn’t, he makes an enormous mistake in public relations and in race relations in the United States. This is one of the most irresponsible things I’ve seen done in sports in a long time. Let’s hope the Commissioner is responsible. Hall of Fame President Petroskey apparently is not. His mind must be changed.

We saw this type of racist garbage when Hank Aaron broke Babe Ruth's record. Same garbage, different year, different racist in the bigot Marc Ecko, familiar racism.

The obvious facts are that Barry Bonds has never tested positive for steroids or found legally liable for steroid use or possession. In the United States we are supposed to be presumed innocent until proven guilty. So to start with, this wacko fashion designer is ignoring the democratic ideals of his nation. And he has a track record of goofiness and irresponsibility in other areas. To allow this fiasco to proceed is basically a validation of the nutso dealings of an eccentric (a polite word for crazy) millionaire. The public good is being hijacked by a nut ball.

And there are present and historical public goods here. Baseball, like much of American culture, has a very ugly history of racism. A stunt like this reminds people that for the first half of the history of the sport, people of color were not allowed to play. The word “Branded” is an ugly reminder of slavery, as slaves were branded with a hot iron when they were auctioned. Bidders would hear them scream and could even smell the seared flesh. Slave ship captains also would brand slaves as they were loaded and chained into the hold. Branding was also done for other reasons; it was a mark of disgrace done to the body for a transgression against society. Black slaves were also branded for disobedience and running away-some times on the face.
Symbolism is powerful, and this symbol says whites in America want a red hot iron seared into the flesh of this black man for allegations that have never been proven. Perhaps they would like to lynch him as well? If you study the history of lynching of black men, you will find that some of them indeed were branded before they were hanged. And, like Bonds, many were lynched over an unproven allegation.

Also, the United States is STILL dealing with harsh race issues and a prevailing undercurrent of racism. We’re getting better. And starting to heal. But when Mark Ecko does something like this, it opens old wounds and sets back race relations a decade. I don’t think Mr. Ecko realizes just how evil his actions are. Most crazy people don’t. Or is he just plain stupid and uneducated? He needs a lesson in history. Perhaps with a red-hot iron as a visual aid. Being wealthy doesn’t guarantee intelligence or proper education or a rational mind. Mark Ecko is proof of that. Marc Ecko will trot out his lackies and call in markers to prove he has African-American friends. “I’m not a racist; some of my best friends are Black.” Sure, we’ve heard that one before.

If the Commissioner allows this baseball into the Hall of Fame, Cooperstown will be branded as racist. Baseball will be branded as racist, and I certainly hope the players will put their personal animosities aside and close ranks around this in the interest of national unity and racial harmony. We could end up with an African-American boycott of the Baseball Hall of Fame.

It’s the natural result, and it’s probably the proper result. As Blacks will point out, none of McGuire’s stuff is branded. Because it was the ancestors of white people that branded black people, not the reverse. Whites were not branded and then sent out to pick cotton in the hot sun. Whites, such as Marc Ecko, did the branding.

Ecko tried to insulate himself from accusations of racism and undemocratic ideals by having his internet vote on the fate of the ball. It doesn’t work. To those that say that it lends legitimacy to his racism, I say the majority of Americans wanted to keep Blacks in slavery. A majority of Americans didn’t want Blacks to vote. A majority of Americans wanted to keep Jim Crow and segregation. Because a majority of Americans were once white racists like Marc Ecko. And actions like this make people think we still are a nation of racists. Why didn’t Ecko have a vote that Bonds be publicly flogged? Then he could be whipped AND branded.

If the ball is refused entry into Cooperstown, a disgraced Mark Ecko can put the defaced ball in his office and stand there staring at it while chanting “I am not a racist.” If he chants it enough, he might continue to believe it.

I'm signing in as anonymous because Google's Account sign in is cumbersome and full of bugs, but I am at dennisgcarrier@hotmail.com

Dennis G. Carrier
Anonymous said…
This has got to be bad for business. Ecko is a dumbass.

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