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Weekly Waste of Oxygen

To be completely honest this wasn't the best week for the Weekly Waste of Oxygen. Perhaps I missed a few clutch douchebag moments from the week.

1. Bill Belichick - Everyone knows by now the whole Bill Belichick film stealing scenario, no need to elaborate. Whatever the commissioner decided to drop down as a punishment was going to be seen by some as harsh and by others as lenient. Either way it shouldn't effect them for this season.

2. Shawne Williams - It must be incredibly annoying to get pulled over at 12:30 in the morning for something simple like changing lanes without signaling. Up in the Northeast it's practically mandated that you don't signal ever. It's probably more annoying when you're driving without a license, and expired license plate, a stolen handgun and with a marijuana cigar still going in your ash tray.

3. Chris Mortensen & The NY Giants - I don't know about you but the contradicting report stories coming up this week about Eli is out a month, no Eli is out a day, no Eli might be out the whole season with a separated shoulder or its just a bruise. Someone make up their god damn minds and lets come to a friggin consensus.

4. The Rutgers Fans - I understand swearing at the opposing fans. Sometimes its needed and completely justified. And sometimes you're just drunk and therefore its needed and sorta justified. But don't you think you should be a little classier when the opposing fans you are dropping F bombs at will be fighting in the Navy for your country. Go Jersey.

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