Some clever kids presumably at rival Virginia Tech have come up with DontFireAlGroh.com imploring people to continue the Al Groh coaching experience because of it's model of consistency. Here is their post after Virginia's loss on Sunday:Virginia Coach Al Groh continued to be a stunning model of consistency in road games Saturday, achieving the same result as in nine of his last ten games away from Scott Stadium in a 23-3 match versus the Cowboys of Wyoming. In doing so, Groh managed to reveal almost none of his playbook to rival ACC coaches, running only 46 plays to Wyoming's exhausting 88 play over-effort. Groh also confused future conference foes by showing two quarterbacks, a gambit reminding some of his 2006 season. When asked after the game which signal caller would open the upcoming Duke contest, Groh coyly responded, "How did I know someone was going to ask that?" While it is indeed a mystery how one mortal could harness the extra sensory perception to predict such a random inquiry, it is also clear that Virginia's quarterbacks have some work to do if they wish to match Saturday's record setting 110 yard effort against the Blue Devils next week.
This just might be the best idea for a website ever, sarcasm at its very finest. Unfortunately it may work just as well as a FireAlGroh website for getting him shit canned. I mean you know you have a seriously horrendous coach when opposing colleges throw up a website saying that you should keep your coach because he is the model for atrocity. All I can say is that I am thrilled that he left the Jets after a single season. Thanks for that decision Al, and enjoy getting fired by your alma mater.
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