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NFL Week 4 Awards

Wow You Guys Suck: St. Louis Rams, And the Rams win the award for the 3rd time this season, this time emphatically. How exactly do you lose 35-0 to a team that's likely just an average to slightly above average football team? Runners Up: Tony Homo can't get it done, whoever was trying to block Jared Allen.

This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: NFL Prognosticators, I'd like to find one NFL mind that had the Titans sitting at 0-4 after four games. Not only are they 0-4, but they lost emphatically on sunday when practically everyone picked them to win. Runners Up: the Raiders for continually playing JaMarcus, the Bills for thinking TO would work with Trent Edwards.

Cough Cough Cough: Mark Clayton, When its 4th down and your team is down less than a score and your quarterback hits you in the numbers, you need to hold onto the ball. Runners Up: the Bucs had their shot to win a game but couldn't hold on, Mark Sanchez throws ball to wrong team.

The Shocker: The Broncos, I'm stubbornly still not going to believe in them because I don't understand why their defense is dominant. But they are 4-0 and to me that is stunning. Absolutely stunning. Runners Up: any NFL team losing a game 35-0 is shocking, the Dolphins breaking out the beating stick.

The Pimp: Brett Favre, Facing the old squad the Gunslinger got his vengeance. He threw for 3 tds and had they not taken their foot off the gas pedal in the 4th quarter he just might have thrown for more. Runners Up: Rashard Mendhenhall gets the full load and he is dominant, Steve Smith doesn't need Plaxico.

You Got JAKKED UP: Tom Brady's Knee, Just kidding, he barely got touched.

My Fantasy Anti-MVP: LaDainian Tomlinson, Hey LDT, how about you put up some kind of fantasy points to be worthy of your pick.

New York Jets Anti-MVP: Mark Sanchez, When you're the quarterback and you are directly responsible for 14 points for the other team, chances are good the other team is going to win.

My Picks

My Picks: 11-5
Preseason Picks: 12-4
Picks Vs. Spread: 9-7
Pick Suggestions: 2-3

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