Tuesday Night Baseball Picks


Boston vs. Cleveland               ATL vs. PITT
 Winner - Cleveland                 Winner - ATL
 RBI Machine - Hafner               RBI Machine - McCann
 WP - CC Fatassia                   WP - Smoltz

Seattle vs. Baltimore              Mets vs. Florida
 Winner - Mariners                  Winner - Florida
 RBI Machine - Sexson               RBI Machine - Jacobs
 WP - Raf ano                       WP - Mary Kate & Ashley

Jays vs. Yanks                     Dodgers vs. Reds
 Winner - Yanks                     Winner - Reds
 RBI Machine - Abreu                RBI Machine - Dunn
 WP - Wright                        WP - Cornroyyo

Tigres vs. Drays                   Dbacks vs. Cubs
 Winner - Tigres                    Winner - Dbacks
 RBI Machine - Irod                 RBI Machine - Tracy
 WP - ***Verlander***               WP - Vargas

ChiSox vs. Royale w/Cheese         Phillies vs. Cards
 Winner - ***Sox***                 Winner - Cards
 RBI Machine - Konerko              RBI Machine - Edmonds
 WP - Buehrle                       WP - Suppan

Rangers vs. Twins                  Brew Crew vs. Rocks
 Winner - Rangers                   Winner - Brew Crew
 RBI Machine - Big Tex              RBI Machine - The Prince
 WP - Jack Bauer                    WP - Bush

As vs. Angels                      Washington vs. San Fran
 Winner - As                        Winner - Washington
 RBI Machine - Crosby               RBI Machine - ***Zimmerman***
 WP - Blanton                       WP - El Gordo Hernandez

A Whale's Vagina vs. Astros
 Winner - A Whale's Vagina
 RBI Machine - Gonzalez
 WP - Peavy

Comments

M E T S = Mercifully End The Season

Do it before David Wright gets Hurt!

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Lou Holtz is the Homer / Annoyingly Delusional

As my buddy Joe and I always joke, if Notre Dame was suiting up against an all Jesus team, aka a team made up of 55 Sons of God, Lou Holtz would probably still pick Notre Dame to win by a touchdown. So of course this weekend when I'm watching Sportscenter and they have him and fellow old man Corso making predictions, Lou picks ND to beat Michigan. Not that big of a deal, Michigan is a big question mark this year, but of course than Lou says that Notre Dame will win 11 games this year. This is the same Notre Dame that lost to a service academy last year. And just when you thought the douchy homerism was going to end ESPN asks which BCS school is going to be the biggest surprise team in the country. Any guesses to whom it was? I'll give you a clue it was another team he coached. If you guessed South Carolina you would be a winner. Next up on Lou's prediction watch, the Jets win the Superbowl, NC St. wins the ACC, Arkansas dominates the SEC West, Minnesota wins the Big...

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Guest Post: Thoughts on Sabathia Signing

I asked Grutt what his thoughts were on the Sabathia signing and I thought his response pretty much nailed it. So here it is. I don’t know. Every year I get a little more disenchanted with baseball. Yea, it’s great we signed the top pitching free agent. But we were supposed to. No team was even in the ballpark of the Yankees offer yet they still needed to jump from the already ridiculous price of $140 million to $160 million to close the deal. Now I hear we are going to sign more pitchers who will also get large contracts and the position player gaps are still glaring. Each new, large contract just adds to the feeling that the Yanks are supposed to win it all. “I think we have a good chance this year.” That is a lost feeling. If they don’t win I’ll wonder why, like there has to be some other reason besides that it’s a sport you can never predict how things will work out and some years just aren’t yours to be won. If they win I will be pleasantly smug. It gets a little more...

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