Boston vs. Cleveland ATL vs. PITT
Winner - Cleveland Winner - ATL
RBI Machine - Hafner RBI Machine - McCann
WP - CC Fatassia WP - Smoltz
Seattle vs. Baltimore Mets vs. Florida
Winner - Mariners Winner - Florida
RBI Machine - Sexson RBI Machine - Jacobs
WP - Raf ano WP - Mary Kate & Ashley
Jays vs. Yanks Dodgers vs. Reds
Winner - Yanks Winner - Reds
RBI Machine - Abreu RBI Machine - Dunn
WP - Wright WP - Cornroyyo
Tigres vs. Drays Dbacks vs. Cubs
Winner - Tigres Winner - Dbacks
RBI Machine - Irod RBI Machine - Tracy
WP - ***Verlander*** WP - Vargas
ChiSox vs. Royale w/Cheese Phillies vs. Cards
Winner - ***Sox*** Winner - Cards
RBI Machine - Konerko RBI Machine - Edmonds
WP - Buehrle WP - Suppan
Rangers vs. Twins Brew Crew vs. Rocks
Winner - Rangers Winner - Brew Crew
RBI Machine - Big Tex RBI Machine - The Prince
WP - Jack Bauer WP - Bush
As vs. Angels Washington vs. San Fran
Winner - As Winner - Washington
RBI Machine - Crosby RBI Machine - ***Zimmerman***
WP - Blanton WP - El Gordo Hernandez
A Whale's Vagina vs. Astros
Winner - A Whale's Vagina
RBI Machine - Gonzalez
WP - Peavy
As my buddy Joe and I always joke, if Notre Dame was suiting up against an all Jesus team, aka a team made up of 55 Sons of God, Lou Holtz would probably still pick Notre Dame to win by a touchdown. So of course this weekend when I'm watching Sportscenter and they have him and fellow old man Corso making predictions, Lou picks ND to beat Michigan. Not that big of a deal, Michigan is a big question mark this year, but of course than Lou says that Notre Dame will win 11 games this year. This is the same Notre Dame that lost to a service academy last year. And just when you thought the douchy homerism was going to end ESPN asks which BCS school is going to be the biggest surprise team in the country. Any guesses to whom it was? I'll give you a clue it was another team he coached. If you guessed South Carolina you would be a winner. Next up on Lou's prediction watch, the Jets win the Superbowl, NC St. wins the ACC, Arkansas dominates the SEC West, Minnesota wins the Big...
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