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Defensosaurus Rex Says "If You're Playing Well in the First Half, You May Not Be Playing in the 2nd Half"

"I guess he got a lot of yards against San Diego, and I read all the experts say we would have given up 150 yards to the running back from Tennessee. But remember, he never finished the game for some reason. Whatever that reason is, they can cry all they want. Who cares? We're here. We're still playing, and they can watch us." Defensosaurus Rex [Fanhouse]

See if you're playing well against the Defensosaurus, something like this may happen:



And he keeps winning me over on a day to day basis. Even more reason to want the Ravens to lose Sunday. If they lose Sunday, he could be our coach Monday.

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