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NFL Conference Championship Awards

Wow You Guys Suck: The Ravens Offense, The Ravens mustered under 200 yards of offense. They scored twice the entire game. One came via a pass interference in the end zone and the other came via a long ass punt return. The rest of the game they were entirely useless. Runners Up: Whoever was covering Larry Fitzgerald, the Iggles ability to stuff a 4th and 1.

This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Darren Stone, Your team has all the momentum in the world. They are getting the ball at the 40 with a chance to take the lead. What better way to throw it all away, than to get a meaningless roughness penalty on the sidelines. Runners Up: Apparently diving and tripping a receiver mid pass is not a pass interference penalty, the Steelers OC called plays.

Cough Cough Cough: Joe Flacco, Ah, and the stroking of Joe Flacco will end after he had a wonderfully shitty game. He's played like a rookie the entire year and has never been 'the reason' they won games. So stop turning him into a hall of famer. Runners Up: David Akers really botched it with his missed kicks, good ole McNabb threw for 375 but it easily could have been more.

The Shocker: The Cardinals, At the beginning of the playoffs the sentiment was that "anybody in the playoffs could win the Superbowl, well except for the Cardinals". That's pretty much what everybody was saying. And now? They are one of the 2 teams left standing and have a solid chance to take home the title. Runners Up: Kurt Warner just might be a hall of famer after working in a grocery store, Kurt Warner's wife no longer has the crew cut and is now a blond?.

The Pimp: Larry Fitzgerald, Whatever contract they gave Fitz over the last few years, it's time to double it. Hell triple it. The man can't be covered. Runners Up: Krut Warner potentially punched his ticket to Canton, Troy Polamalu made the difference in the Pittsburgh game.

You Got Jakked Up: Willis McGahee, Goodnight Willis.



New York Jets MVP: Nobody, Playoffs!!!

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