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Bernard Pollard Elevated from Hero to Saint

One can make the case that Bernard Pollard as an individual* has had the single largest impact on the Patriots not winning another Super Bowl. Let us take a look at how one man can take down a franchise. 2008: Ascension to HERO Status 2009: Ascension to SUPERHERO Status 2011: Ascension to SAINTHOOD The HALO Is Present *It's him or Eli, take your pick

Faces of Fail: Tom Brady, Super Bowl XLVI

SCARY MEN ARE ABOUT TO HIT TOM BRADY SECTION THE TIME JUSTIN TUCK TRIED TO IMPREGNATE TOM BRADY OHHHHH SHIIIIITTTTT SCARY MAN IN THE SHREDDER MASK MAKES TOMMY SCARED SAD TIMEOUTS ARE SAD FACE PALM SECTION GAME TIME FACE PALM POST GAME FACE PALM PRESS CONFERENCE FACE PALM SOMEBODY HOLD TOM'S HAND SECTION DON'T BRUISE THE PRETTY THROWING HAND AWWW THE REFEREE FEELS BAD FOR TOMMY HE EVEN PATS HIS BACK LIKE A LITTLE KID TEBOWING DIDN'T WORK SECTION FIELD PRAYERS? BENCH PRAYERS? IT DIDN'T WORK FOR TEBOW EITHER EXIT WOUNDS SECTION JUST CHECKING THE SCOREBOARD TOM BRADY'S JERSEY NEEDS MORE Ls JAUNT TO THE LOCKER ROOM SLOW WALK OF SHAME WITNESSING A PUNTER CELEBRATE MUST BE DEVASTATING HYNOSKI IS COMING WITH THE HUGS TOM IT IS NOT A DREAM, SUPER BOWL LOSSES ARE REAL SWEET BRADY TEARS TASTE DELICIOUS SECTION PURSED LIPS, THE PRECURSOR TO THE SWEET SALTINESS THE SWEET SALTINESS... WELL THE WIFE IS STILL GISELLE... BUT E