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Wow You Guys Suck: Sex Cannon, Ya so much for making a Sex Cannon MVP t-shirt, maybe LVP, you pretty much sucked. You struggled holding onto snaps, you threw way too many deep balls and you threw the biggest dagger with the pick to the house. Sorry Sex Cannon but you deserved all the criticism prior to the game, and I'm sure you'll enjoy the offseason when it continues. Runner Up: Sexy Rexy ya he really deserves to garner all the suck attention. Cough Cough Cough: Bears Defense, The overrated Bears defense did nothing to make me think elsewise. They only good thing they did was stiffen in the red zone, but for the most part they gave up way too much yardage and they were lucky to only allow the Colts 29 points. Runner Up: The seemingly nonstop fumble brigade in the first half. This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Chris Harris, Nice job jumping the first route for the INT, then you jump an in route by Dallas Clark and let Reggie Wayne float uncovered for one of the easiest touch...

Ya I have none, and frankly have never been a fan of the UConn Huskies, actually more on the anti-Husky train (Think Calhoun is a scumbag). But I think this is flying under the radar around the nation and perhaps speaks volumes of the level of mystique of the Husky program, no one seems to notice just how bad they are this season. Have you seen anything on Sportscenter about how the Huskies are losing to the likes of Depaul and Providence and are currently riding a 5 game losing streak? Nobody made a big stink of the fact the Huskies fell out of the top 25 for the first time practically in this millenium. Think the news would have been different if it were a UCLA, UNC or Duke type? Or am I overblowing this. The Huskies 13-8 record is the biggest farce of it all, try to find a quality win in their schedule, I dare you. Basically they've beaten every other college in Connecticut and New England and have been dominated by good schools. They played two out of conference games of...

Storylines It's the Superbowl if you're a male alive in America you know them and they are overly played out. 1) Two African American Coaches 2) Can Peyton Manning win the Big Game? 3) Dungy and Lovie's friendship. 4) Bears Underdogs 5) Tank Johnson etc. So instead of of giving my opinion of those over analyzed topics I'll throw out a few random storylines I have yet to here much about. 1) Why the F* is Prince doing the Half Time Show? He hasn't come out with a popular song in over a decade, does he even tour anymore? Is he going to play songs like Purple Rain and Little Red Corvette? Is this going to be the worst half time show of all time? Can't they just let Michael Jackson sing Heal the World again? 2) Eli Manning, I personally want to see Eli jumping up and down like a puppy dog in whatever sky box he will be watching Peyton and his family. 3) Odds Ditka picks the Bears to win the Superbowl on Sunday Countdown, 99%? 4) Game just seems anticlimactic. Atleast...

How does a 13 year old go about gathering these trick shot skills? Can people in the NHL do this stuff?

A Wolverine nonetheless. See you're starting to like hockey again aren't you, I knew my campaing would work. No? Well atleast I'm putting forth some effort, I think Gary Bettman should send me a check.

Well the All Star Game reserves are announced tonight sometime during the TNT double header which I'm sure everyone will be tuned into. Here's my choices for the All Star Rosters... The Suck Conference aka East PG: Agent Zero, SG: Dwyane Wade, no brainer. SF: LBJ, ditto. PF: Chris Bosh, Psuedo C: Jermaine O'Neal, leads league in blocks, Pacers would suck w/o him. Reserve G: Jason Kidd, having a solid season. Reserve G: Vince Carter, VC moved into the spot with some buzzer beaters. Reserve G: Joe Johnson, can't ignore the Hawks every year. Reserve F: Caron Butler, most underrated player in the league. Reserve F: Luol Deng, flying under the radar. Reserve C: Eddy Curry, like the humour of a Knick making the all star game. Reserve C: Dwight Howard, leads East in Rebounds. Notes: I got no Pistons. Rip doesn't do anything but score, Billups missed some time, Rasheed no dice. Ya no Pistons. The East squad is much worse than the West Squad. The All Powerful Confere...

Hey, we established I was heartless a few days ago, the guy lived he's fine now, it's been a bunch of years, I think its ok to get a chuckle out of it.