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My All Star Ballot

Well the All Star Game reserves are announced tonight sometime during the TNT double header which I'm sure everyone will be tuned into. Here's my choices for the All Star Rosters...

The Suck Conference aka East

PG: Agent Zero,
SG: Dwyane Wade, no brainer.
SF: LBJ, ditto.
PF: Chris Bosh,
Psuedo C: Jermaine O'Neal, leads league in blocks, Pacers would suck w/o him.

Reserve G: Jason Kidd, having a solid season.
Reserve G: Vince Carter, VC moved into the spot with some buzzer beaters.
Reserve G: Joe Johnson, can't ignore the Hawks every year.
Reserve F: Caron Butler, most underrated player in the league.
Reserve F: Luol Deng, flying under the radar.
Reserve C: Eddy Curry, like the humour of a Knick making the all star game.
Reserve C: Dwight Howard, leads East in Rebounds.

Notes: I got no Pistons. Rip doesn't do anything but score, Billups missed some time, Rasheed no dice. Ya no Pistons. The East squad is much worse than the West Squad.

The All Powerful Conference aka West

PG: Steve Nash, ridiculous he's not a starter.
SG: Kobe Bryant, no real need to explain.
SF: Dirk Nowitzki, same as Nash.
PF: Kevin Garnett, ditto to Kobe.
Psuedo C: Tim Duncan, ditto to Kobe/Garnett

Reserve G: T-Mac, carrying Rockets without Yao.
Reserve G: Josh Howard, must reward the 2nd best player on the best team.
Reserve G: Deron Williams, second in the league in assists + 17 points per.
Reserve F:Shawn Marion,
Reserve F: Carmelo Anthony, was thinking about bouncing him, but decided against it.
Reserve F: Zach Randolph, every all star game needs weed.
Reserve Psuedo C: Amare, I can't put Marcus Camby in the all star game.

Notes: Boozer is out for 5/6 weeks so no point in listing him. Ditto Yao. Bounced AI, just didn't feel like the 20 games was enough.

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