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Karaoke Fight Breeds Better Play?

So I didn't touch on this earlier in the week but perhaps you heard about it earlier, two players on Liverpool, Craig Bellamy and John Arne Riise got into a little scuffle after a night of vigorous karaoke. The two were arguing over a karaoke competition and the obviously short fused Bellamy took a golf club to Riise's legs. Quite humorous if you ask me. He did get fined 155,000, hopefully he won that amount in his karaoke competition.

Well anyway Liverpool headed to FC Barcelona today to face the defending European Champions, aka the best club team in the world for the uninformed, in their Champions League draw. And what did the two of them do? Well Bellamy scored the equalizing goal in the first half to make the score 1-1. And then in the 74th minute Bellamy assisted Riise to put The Reds in the lead for good.

And there's a lesson for you folks if you want to gain extraordinary performance from individuals in your organization here's a plan of action.

1. Short Fused Employees
2. Booze
3. Karaoke Competition
4. More Booze
5. Golf Club

Then next week your Org will be better than ever.
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Anonymous said…
If soccer was like american football, bellamy would have pulled a pac-man Jones and shot Riise in the chest while punching a stripper in the face.
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