Laila Ali, Clyde Drexler, Apolo Ono, Vincent Pastore and Steve Sanders. What do they have in common? Well but of course they will all appear on the next season of Dancing with the Stars.
Breakin it Down
Big Pussy / Vincent Pastore - For some reason I'm under the assumption that a vastly overweight Italian Man who played a gangster on the Soprano's will be unable to triumph in a ballroom dance competetion. Can I put money down in Vegas that he's the first eliminated? What would those odds be?
Laila Ali - She punches women in the face for a living, chances she's eloquant on her feet or in a dress?
Clyde the Glide - The guy is huge. Where are they going to find a women who will be appropriately sized for a 6 foot 7 inch man.
Steve Sanders / Ian Ziering - Steve had no moves on 90210, and how is he still a celebrity didn't this show end about 10 years ago and stop running in syndication early in this decade. I say he gets bounced early.
Apolo Ono - He's got to be the winner of this group, small compact quick. Has worn tight tights his whole life. Perhaps he plays the role of the woman in most dances.
Heather Mills - Last but certainly not least is Heather Mills, Paul McCartney's ex wife. She has an artificial leg, and she's going to be an expert dancer. It's almost to cruel to comment, but a pegleg come on.
The rest of the competetion consists of Actor and former country star Billy Ray Cyrus, former 'N Sync member Joey Fatone, Miss USA 2004 Shandi Finnessey, former Entertainment Tonight host Leeza Gibbons and model Paulina Porizkova. I wouldn't doubt it if the athletes were bumped off way before the finals this season.
Breakin it Down
Big Pussy / Vincent Pastore - For some reason I'm under the assumption that a vastly overweight Italian Man who played a gangster on the Soprano's will be unable to triumph in a ballroom dance competetion. Can I put money down in Vegas that he's the first eliminated? What would those odds be? Laila Ali - She punches women in the face for a living, chances she's eloquant on her feet or in a dress?
Clyde the Glide - The guy is huge. Where are they going to find a women who will be appropriately sized for a 6 foot 7 inch man.
Steve Sanders / Ian Ziering - Steve had no moves on 90210, and how is he still a celebrity didn't this show end about 10 years ago and stop running in syndication early in this decade. I say he gets bounced early.Apolo Ono - He's got to be the winner of this group, small compact quick. Has worn tight tights his whole life. Perhaps he plays the role of the woman in most dances.
Heather Mills - Last but certainly not least is Heather Mills, Paul McCartney's ex wife. She has an artificial leg, and she's going to be an expert dancer. It's almost to cruel to comment, but a pegleg come on.
The rest of the competetion consists of Actor and former country star Billy Ray Cyrus, former 'N Sync member Joey Fatone, Miss USA 2004 Shandi Finnessey, former Entertainment Tonight host Leeza Gibbons and model Paulina Porizkova. I wouldn't doubt it if the athletes were bumped off way before the finals this season.
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Boo yeah.