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Dreamboat's Misstep

After all these years of perfect humanly existance, despite the massive amount of hope he would get runover by a bus, Tom Brady has finally had a little slip up. Mr. Brady forgot to do the ole wrapping job and has left his mark on his ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, she's three months pregnant. They broke up in Decemeber so a little bit less than three months ago, how ironic would it be if it had been their last time together.

Poor Tommy, he had moved on to one of the hottest girls on the planet and was the envy of all men around the world. He was even in an imaginitive battle between Jeter and Timberlake to see who could pull the finest piece of tail, Timberlake is dominating, and now the moral dilemna. Does he pull a Matt Leinart and seemingly not mention it at all in the media, nor care at all. Or does he run back to his former love to comfort her during her pregnancy and to become the Dreamboat daddy. One way or another finally a twist in the road for America's QB.

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Anonymous said…
As soon as Tom Brady gets back from Paris after banging the hottest woman on the planet, I'm sure he'll clear this all up. This just shows that Tom Brady finds the endzone no matter what.

Adam

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