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Dominic Rhodes has Some Bladder Issues

So Dominic Rhodes the Colts Superbowl hero got a DWI last week, not necessarily notable news. DWI's happen all the time. But then it gets interesting.

"After failing two field-sobriety tests, Rhodes told Hafez he had consumed two or three alcoholic drinks. While sitting in the police car's front seat, Rhodes urinated on himself, the report said. Later, Rhodes' blood-alcohol level tested at 0.09, just over the 0.08 level at which an Indiana driver is considered drunk." IndyStar

So within a month he goes from Superbowl champ to pissing himself in a police car after getting busted. 0.09 might be too much liquor for your brain to function everything you need while driving but you certainly should be able to keep urine in your body. If I was the Colts I think I would let him explore free agency this off season. Solid work Dominic.


*Ode to Jimbo Jones a college roomate who had more advanced and reoccuring bladder problems.

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