AFC WEST
Denver Broncos - It always boggles my mind when a Super Bowl contender goes out and drafts someone that has little to no chance of impacting their next few seasons. Thus trading up for Cutler makes no sense to me. In addition I would never draft a QB from Vandy, I am not on Cutler's bandwagon and will never be on a Vandy bandwagon, being on that wagon is like when you decided to Calk and Float it in Oregon Trail and then halfway down the river the wagon sank and there goes 2 oxen and 74 pounds of food and now you're screwed. Its just a bad idea. They did slightly redeem themselves when the Packers gave away Javon Walker for a Granola Bar and a Diet Pepsi.
San Diego Super Chargers - Drafted a corner back that started one game in college in the first round... Hmm thats interesting, well he must be a combine warrior.
Oakland Raiders - Ya don't worry about it Matt Leinart wouldnt have been good for your franchise anyway.
KC Chiefs - The Great Lying Herm and his band of Chiefs, I hope he enjoys the kid from the Lion King that they drafted, Tamba.
NFC WEST
Seattle Seahawks - Ya, I think Holmgren was convinced that they were playing against the officials during the draft. I expect a rally at Qwest stadium sometime this upcoming weekend to discuss his displeasure with the zebras.
San Francisco - 4.38 speed, 470 pound bench press, freak of nature Vernon Davis that they might as well call the Thing, because his physical skills defy logic. Too bad no one is going to be able to pass him the ball. And with the worst first pick of the 2005 draft the 49ers select Matt L.., Tagliabue whispering into the 49ers ear "Hey Leinart didn't come out this year cause he didnt want to play for you.", GM " Shit who's avalaible at QB then", "Some kid from Utah.", "Crap, I guess we'll take him."... " select Alex Smith.
St. Louis - Um, ya, does anyone, I mean anyone like the Rams now that the bob and we've is gone. Ya that's what I thought.
Arizona Cardinals - By far the luckiest draft of them all. Matt Leinart is perfect for them, Arizona is perfect for him. I don't care that he fell to ten when he would have been #1 last year. He would have been on the 49ers and that would have been agonizing for him. Now he's behind Kurt "Sold my Soul to the Devil" Warner for a few months and then when he's done, Leinart jumps into a high powered offense with Boldin, Fitz and Edge, which will instantaniously make him look good and make everyone that passed him up look like idiots. Congrats to Arizona for actually having a promising football team, too bad nobody down there in the desert cares.
AFC SOUTH
Houston Texans - Hey Reggie Bush was still on the board, just in case you forgot. I'm sorry but when you have a college god on the board in comparison to a guy who played for a 6-5 team and didnt do much you go for the God. Well Done, Houston, I'm sure that was popular with your fan base.
Tennessee Titans - Norm Chow's world must be miserable now, there he was months ago when New Orleans signed Drew Brees and he must have been thinking to himself oh god yes, Leinart is still going to be on the board, this is the greateast day ever. And then come draft having his GM go ya I think Young has more upside we're gonna take him. Chow is now going to have to count the days until his offense sucks and he is fired... Unless LenDale is the savior he just might be, this situation is like when a kid goes into a candy store and sees one of those Giant rainbow lollypops, jumps up and down going I want that one mom I want that one, and instead your mom gets you a Dum Dum, and then 4 hours later gets you one jolly rancher hoping you forget that you could have gotten that giant glorious lollypop you really wanted.
Indy Colts - Just a reminder they still have Regular Season Peyton Manning on the squad so hello 2006 playoffs. Reminder they still have Post Season Peyton Manning on the squad good by Super Bowl XLI.
Jacksonville Jaguars - They left the draft with a Mercedes, and you know if you ever left anything with a Mercedes you would be psyched up. Wait, it was a Marcedes? Damn it I got ripped off.
NFC SOUTH
Carolina Panthers - DeAngelo, makes sweet sandwiches and will be excellent for the Panthers, however if Quizno's was still on the board I'm sure that they would have gone in that direction.
Atlanta Falcons - Or shall I say the Virginia Tech Pro Squad. Jimmy Williams is a thug will always be a thug, and so are most of the falcons players. Over/Under on Jimmy Williams and an illegal possesions charge or DUI Week 9.
Tamp Bay Bucs - Well this certainly was a boring draft for you, first 2 picks were offensive lineman and did not have the as cool of names as did the Jets picks. Although Trueblood is a quality name.
New Orleans Saints - The Saints organization must have been doing Hoola-Hoops and listening to Alvin and the Chipmunks when Bush fell to them at 2. Hello Ticket and Jersey Sales. This is the best thing thats happened to New Orleans since the Chocolate City comments.
Denver Broncos - It always boggles my mind when a Super Bowl contender goes out and drafts someone that has little to no chance of impacting their next few seasons. Thus trading up for Cutler makes no sense to me. In addition I would never draft a QB from Vandy, I am not on Cutler's bandwagon and will never be on a Vandy bandwagon, being on that wagon is like when you decided to Calk and Float it in Oregon Trail and then halfway down the river the wagon sank and there goes 2 oxen and 74 pounds of food and now you're screwed. Its just a bad idea. They did slightly redeem themselves when the Packers gave away Javon Walker for a Granola Bar and a Diet Pepsi.
San Diego Super Chargers - Drafted a corner back that started one game in college in the first round... Hmm thats interesting, well he must be a combine warrior.
Oakland Raiders - Ya don't worry about it Matt Leinart wouldnt have been good for your franchise anyway.
KC Chiefs - The Great Lying Herm and his band of Chiefs, I hope he enjoys the kid from the Lion King that they drafted, Tamba.
NFC WEST
Seattle Seahawks - Ya, I think Holmgren was convinced that they were playing against the officials during the draft. I expect a rally at Qwest stadium sometime this upcoming weekend to discuss his displeasure with the zebras.
San Francisco - 4.38 speed, 470 pound bench press, freak of nature Vernon Davis that they might as well call the Thing, because his physical skills defy logic. Too bad no one is going to be able to pass him the ball. And with the worst first pick of the 2005 draft the 49ers select Matt L.., Tagliabue whispering into the 49ers ear "Hey Leinart didn't come out this year cause he didnt want to play for you.", GM " Shit who's avalaible at QB then", "Some kid from Utah.", "Crap, I guess we'll take him."... " select Alex Smith.
St. Louis - Um, ya, does anyone, I mean anyone like the Rams now that the bob and we've is gone. Ya that's what I thought.
Arizona Cardinals - By far the luckiest draft of them all. Matt Leinart is perfect for them, Arizona is perfect for him. I don't care that he fell to ten when he would have been #1 last year. He would have been on the 49ers and that would have been agonizing for him. Now he's behind Kurt "Sold my Soul to the Devil" Warner for a few months and then when he's done, Leinart jumps into a high powered offense with Boldin, Fitz and Edge, which will instantaniously make him look good and make everyone that passed him up look like idiots. Congrats to Arizona for actually having a promising football team, too bad nobody down there in the desert cares.
AFC SOUTH
Houston Texans - Hey Reggie Bush was still on the board, just in case you forgot. I'm sorry but when you have a college god on the board in comparison to a guy who played for a 6-5 team and didnt do much you go for the God. Well Done, Houston, I'm sure that was popular with your fan base.
Tennessee Titans - Norm Chow's world must be miserable now, there he was months ago when New Orleans signed Drew Brees and he must have been thinking to himself oh god yes, Leinart is still going to be on the board, this is the greateast day ever. And then come draft having his GM go ya I think Young has more upside we're gonna take him. Chow is now going to have to count the days until his offense sucks and he is fired... Unless LenDale is the savior he just might be, this situation is like when a kid goes into a candy store and sees one of those Giant rainbow lollypops, jumps up and down going I want that one mom I want that one, and instead your mom gets you a Dum Dum, and then 4 hours later gets you one jolly rancher hoping you forget that you could have gotten that giant glorious lollypop you really wanted.
Indy Colts - Just a reminder they still have Regular Season Peyton Manning on the squad so hello 2006 playoffs. Reminder they still have Post Season Peyton Manning on the squad good by Super Bowl XLI.
Jacksonville Jaguars - They left the draft with a Mercedes, and you know if you ever left anything with a Mercedes you would be psyched up. Wait, it was a Marcedes? Damn it I got ripped off.
NFC SOUTH
Carolina Panthers - DeAngelo, makes sweet sandwiches and will be excellent for the Panthers, however if Quizno's was still on the board I'm sure that they would have gone in that direction.
Atlanta Falcons - Or shall I say the Virginia Tech Pro Squad. Jimmy Williams is a thug will always be a thug, and so are most of the falcons players. Over/Under on Jimmy Williams and an illegal possesions charge or DUI Week 9.
Tamp Bay Bucs - Well this certainly was a boring draft for you, first 2 picks were offensive lineman and did not have the as cool of names as did the Jets picks. Although Trueblood is a quality name.
New Orleans Saints - The Saints organization must have been doing Hoola-Hoops and listening to Alvin and the Chipmunks when Bush fell to them at 2. Hello Ticket and Jersey Sales. This is the best thing thats happened to New Orleans since the Chocolate City comments.
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