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NFL Week 14 Awards

Week 14 Awards

Wow You Guys Suck: Indianapolis Run Defense, Three Hundred and Seventy Five Yards, I repeat 375 yards. Including a stretch where the Jaguars had 4 consecutive runs of 17 yards or more. We knew the Colts run defense was bad, and the Jaguars have a solid one two backfield punch, but three hundred and seventy five, I don't care who you have at quarterback, you give up that many rushing yards and you have absolutely no chance to win a football game. Runners Up: Carolina's season is over nighty night, Speaking of Run Defense if Willie Parker stayed in the game the 4th quarter he would have rushed for 300 against the Browns.

Cough Cough Cough: New York Jets, With a great opportunity in front of them to make a playoff push the Jets lost an essential conference game. Now they will need to run the table and even when that happens they still will need help from the Bengals and Jaguars. Basically the Jets once again could not stop Willis McGahee nor the big play and could not create Big Plays for themselves. Runners Up: Dallas Cowboys had a perfect opportunity to set up a bye slot and instead you get completely torched on defense, So much for the Arrowhead Advantage as Kansas City goes down in flames.

This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Mike Shanahan, Mike you really didn't want to make the playoffs this year did you. I know Plummer wasn't going to win a Superbowl for you, but if he continued to QB I'm willing to bet they would have beaten the Seahawks last week and would still be in position for a postseason run, right now I just don't see it happening. Runner Up: Charlie Casserly is probably glad he is no longer the Texans GM after Young beat them in OT by himself and Bush looks like a stud, Scott Linehan don't kick the ball to Hester.

The Shocker: Arizona Cardinals, Here I am thinking to myself wow if the Seahawks could get that bye they could be incredibly dangerous, that stadium is such an advantage and then I look up at the scoreboard throughout the Jets game and there they are losing to the lowly Cardinals. Unless the Seahawks somehow get that bye I find it very hard to foresee them making the Superbowl. Runners Up: Miami Dolphins shutting out the Patriots, Eagles winning streak without McNabb.

The Pimp: Devin Hester, just to mix it up a bit I'll give it to Devin Hester who took all the wind out of the Rams sails with two electrifiing kick returns. 246 total return yards is pretty nice. Runners Up: Drew Brees only had 5 touchdowns to destroy the Cowboys, LaDainian is only here every single week.

You Got JAKKED UP: Steve McNair, I forgot who he hit, but Steve McNair dehelmeted a D-back, quite humurous.

My Fantasy MVP: Drew Brees, I'm willing to gamble that if you had Drew Brees on your fantasy team this week with his near 400 yards and 5 touchdowns that you managed to win. Well Brees combined with some other good games had me winning 170 - 71, that's domination.

New York Jets MVP: Chad Pennington, throwing an absolute team deflating interception for a touchdown near the close of the 2nd quarter. While the Bills had simply capatalized on two big plays to gain a 14-10 lead, Pennington fed the fire and within the blink of an eye the Bills went from down 10-7 to a 77 yard td pass and a int to the house and their up for good.

My Picks

My Picks: 9-7
Preseason Picks: 6-10
Picks Vs. Spread: 9-7

Captain Mediocre Picker, ugh.

Week 14 Extra Quick Notes

~The Jets do not make big plays and do not have the ability to come from behind. I hope they somehow win their final three games, but I doubt it.

~Jets Vikings this week is an elimination game, loser has no shot at the playoffs.

~Atlanta vs. Dallas is the best possible game for both the Eagles and Giants, it's a no lose situation. The winner of the Giants Eagles game either will sit on top of the NFC East or have a complete stranglehold on the first wild card spot.

~The Bengals and Jaguars have very tough schedules going down the stretch but both appear to be playing so well that it wouldn't be surprising if they win out. However, you still never know what you are going to get from Jacksonville, they have in fact lost twice to Houston.

~Oakland and Detroit keeping pace for the Brady Quinn race.

~Terrible run defense must be the theme of this week as Seattle once again gave up a 100+ yard runner, their defense has been much worse than I expected.

~Romo had his bad game, thankfully.

~Poor Tampa most likely won't get the #1 pick in the draft with the Lions and Raiders being so bad, but they are the worst team in the NFL this year.

~Eli and Rex have solid games and atleast for a week fans will get off their backs.

~Jeff Garcia good again, huh?

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