Sign of the Apocalypse

The Yankee signing Sidney Ponson is ranks right up there with their 4 game collapse in 2004 as the worst moments I have ever had as a Yankee fan. Pontoon has had one good season his whole career and that was complete bi-product of the fact that he got about 8 runs of supports every game he won. Then he somehow thieved a big contract off the Oreos. In addition he was knighted in Aruba, maybe they were trying to protect themselves from beached whales, I'm sure with Pontoon on the beach whales would scurry away. This rivals the Vin Baker contract as worst contract of all time. Lucky for the Oreo's Pontoon had a binge drinking problem and they were able to perge the contract. Then he goes to the Cards sucks it up and they cut him for Jeff Weaver, who has an ERA above 6. But the Yanks signed him and are starting him right away, this is great. The only thing Pontoon has going for him in the AL is that his fat bucket of fried chicken eating ass doesn't have to hit anymore so Pontoon can save himself from the obvious convulsions he goes through while attempting to roll himself to first base after the rare occasion he makes contact.

I actually want the Yankees to get hammered on Tuesday night so that I wont have to see that fat man on the mound for more than one game. And then the Yanks can go out and get Lima time when the Mets cut him so I can once again throw up in my mouth on my commute home when I hear the 20/20 sports update.