Tuesday Night Baseball Picks


Boston vs. Royals                  Rockies vs. Pirates
 Winner - ***Sox***                 Winner - Rockies
 RBI Machine - Manny                RBI Machine - Atkins Diet
 WP - Lester                        WP - Jose Mesa

Mariners vs. Yanks                 Nats vs. Marlins
 Winner - Yanks                     Winner - Marlins
 RBI Machine - Jeter                RBI Machine - Jacobs
 WP - Farnsworth                    WP - Willis

As vs. Os                          Mets vs. Reds
 Winner - Os                        Winner - Reds
 RBI Machine - Hernandez            RBI Machine - Griffey
 WP - Ray                           WP - Milton

White Sox vs. Tigers               Astros vs. Cubs
 Winner - Sox                       Winner - Astros
 RBI Machine - Dye                  RBI Machine - Berkman
 WP - Garland                       WP - ***Oswalt***

Rangers vs. Blue Jays              Dodgers vs. Arizona
 Winner - Rangers                   Winner - Dodgers
 RBI Machine - Young                RBI Machine - Kent
 WP - Padilla                       WP - Billingsley

Drays vs. Twins                    St. Louis vs. Atlanta
 Winner - Drays                     Winner - Atlanta
 RBI Machine - Rocco                RBI Machine - Chipper
 WP - Kazmir                        WP - Hudson

Indians vs. Angels                 Philly vs. "A Whale's Vagina"
 Winner - Indians                   Winner - "Whale's Vagina"
 RBI Machine - ***Hafner***         RBI Machine - Gonzalez
 WP - Lee                           WP - Hensley

Milwaukee vs. Gigantes
 Winner - Brew Crew
 RBI Machine - The Prince
 WP - Ohka

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M E T S = Mercifully End The Season

Do it before David Wright gets Hurt!

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Lou Holtz is the Homer / Annoyingly Delusional

As my buddy Joe and I always joke, if Notre Dame was suiting up against an all Jesus team, aka a team made up of 55 Sons of God, Lou Holtz would probably still pick Notre Dame to win by a touchdown. So of course this weekend when I'm watching Sportscenter and they have him and fellow old man Corso making predictions, Lou picks ND to beat Michigan. Not that big of a deal, Michigan is a big question mark this year, but of course than Lou says that Notre Dame will win 11 games this year. This is the same Notre Dame that lost to a service academy last year. And just when you thought the douchy homerism was going to end ESPN asks which BCS school is going to be the biggest surprise team in the country. Any guesses to whom it was? I'll give you a clue it was another team he coached. If you guessed South Carolina you would be a winner. Next up on Lou's prediction watch, the Jets win the Superbowl, NC St. wins the ACC, Arkansas dominates the SEC West, Minnesota wins the Big...

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Guest Post: Thoughts on Sabathia Signing

I asked Grutt what his thoughts were on the Sabathia signing and I thought his response pretty much nailed it. So here it is. I don’t know. Every year I get a little more disenchanted with baseball. Yea, it’s great we signed the top pitching free agent. But we were supposed to. No team was even in the ballpark of the Yankees offer yet they still needed to jump from the already ridiculous price of $140 million to $160 million to close the deal. Now I hear we are going to sign more pitchers who will also get large contracts and the position player gaps are still glaring. Each new, large contract just adds to the feeling that the Yanks are supposed to win it all. “I think we have a good chance this year.” That is a lost feeling. If they don’t win I’ll wonder why, like there has to be some other reason besides that it’s a sport you can never predict how things will work out and some years just aren’t yours to be won. If they win I will be pleasantly smug. It gets a little more...

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