Boston vs. Royals Rockies vs. Pirates
Winner - ***Sox*** Winner - Rockies
RBI Machine - Manny RBI Machine - Atkins Diet
WP - Lester WP - Jose Mesa
Mariners vs. Yanks Nats vs. Marlins
Winner - Yanks Winner - Marlins
RBI Machine - Jeter RBI Machine - Jacobs
WP - Farnsworth WP - Willis
As vs. Os Mets vs. Reds
Winner - Os Winner - Reds
RBI Machine - Hernandez RBI Machine - Griffey
WP - Ray WP - Milton
White Sox vs. Tigers Astros vs. Cubs
Winner - Sox Winner - Astros
RBI Machine - Dye RBI Machine - Berkman
WP - Garland WP - ***Oswalt***
Rangers vs. Blue Jays Dodgers vs. Arizona
Winner - Rangers Winner - Dodgers
RBI Machine - Young RBI Machine - Kent
WP - Padilla WP - Billingsley
Drays vs. Twins St. Louis vs. Atlanta
Winner - Drays Winner - Atlanta
RBI Machine - Rocco RBI Machine - Chipper
WP - Kazmir WP - Hudson
Indians vs. Angels Philly vs. "A Whale's Vagina"
Winner - Indians Winner - "Whale's Vagina"
RBI Machine - ***Hafner*** RBI Machine - Gonzalez
WP - Lee WP - Hensley
Milwaukee vs. Gigantes
Winner - Brew Crew
RBI Machine - The Prince
WP - Ohka
As my buddy Joe and I always joke, if Notre Dame was suiting up against an all Jesus team, aka a team made up of 55 Sons of God, Lou Holtz would probably still pick Notre Dame to win by a touchdown. So of course this weekend when I'm watching Sportscenter and they have him and fellow old man Corso making predictions, Lou picks ND to beat Michigan. Not that big of a deal, Michigan is a big question mark this year, but of course than Lou says that Notre Dame will win 11 games this year. This is the same Notre Dame that lost to a service academy last year. And just when you thought the douchy homerism was going to end ESPN asks which BCS school is going to be the biggest surprise team in the country. Any guesses to whom it was? I'll give you a clue it was another team he coached. If you guessed South Carolina you would be a winner. Next up on Lou's prediction watch, the Jets win the Superbowl, NC St. wins the ACC, Arkansas dominates the SEC West, Minnesota wins the Big
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